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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -3 · Answer 1 · 2019-05-17T10:41:29+00:00

Random Ark Person: Oh look! A cat!

Me: ARE YOU BLIND DANGIT ITS A MARSUPIAL!!!

score -3 · Answer 2 · 2019-01-28T00:52:19+00:00

@To the person who lost Daniel;

I don’t know if you find him or not still, but I’m gonna tell you something. If you go to your tame slot, it can tell you what mounts you have. Tap/Click on the mount’s name and you can request it. Requesting it means that you can bring a mount towards you, no matter where they are. But the items in its inventory will be lost so be wary. Hope you find him!!

score -3 · Answer 3 · 2019-01-14T04:58:24+00:00

They look retarded standing there on the trees but if your in the red woods try flying high about at tip of the trees is good it worked for me.

score -3 · Answer 4 · 2018-11-12T01:27:12+00:00

Dye it pink and name it Pink Panther

score -3 · Answer 5 · 2018-10-07T01:37:00+00:00

What is this thing? It looks determined to rape us all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2023-03-26T21:39:56+00:00

If you think you are the one in charge in the redwoods... YOU HELLA WRONG.. CUS YOU 'BOUT TO GET THYLOCOLEO'D!

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2023-03-14T06:47:40+00:00

It jumps on you bcs it has no one to f*ck

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2023-02-05T02:07:32+00:00

Me- goes into redwoods on a argy

Me- sees cat looking thing- panik

Me- sees it disappeared- kalm

Me-turns around- pa-

That was the last we heard from agent 12…

One up for agent 12

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2023-08-06T17:40:41+00:00

Lol coles dead no one likes him

score -3 · Answer 10 · 2020-11-15T05:43:27+00:00

What I don’t understand is why people want thylas on mobile

THEY ARE SAVAGE!!!!!!!

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2023-12-29T20:48:28+00:00

To the person who can’t find Daniel just request him

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2024-03-04T15:06:52+00:00

WHY ARE THESE THINGS NOT IM ARK MOBILE THIS IS ONE LF MY FAVORITE TAMES I JUST FOUND IT ISNT IN WRK MOBILE SCREW YOU ARK DEVS SCREW YOU!

score -4 · Answer 13 · 2019-10-05T12:13:22+00:00

If you see one it is most likely all ready to late

score -4 · Answer 14 · 2019-07-17T19:50:17+00:00

Fly near the Redwoods trees then you can tame the kitty

score -3 · Answer 15 · 2022-04-28T01:33:39+00:00

#standstrongDaniel

A hElPfUL tIP ShOULd iNclUd mORe wOrDS

score -4 · Answer 16 · 2020-03-09T14:17:49+00:00

Ark mobile has the saddle but no thylacoleo

score -4 · Answer 17 · 2020-01-01T13:41:02+00:00

Feed fish meat it works well trust me

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2019-11-14T02:35:30+00:00

This dude pounced on my high-level thyla Tangerine. When he stopped mauling Tangerine, Tangy killed him with one hit

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2022-06-09T19:46:57+00:00

STOP WITH DANIEL I LOST MY LEVEL 90 DIlO TO PIRHANNAS AND ONLY MOARNED FOR 3 MINS!

score -4 · Answer 20 · 2021-03-20T02:51:40+00:00

I didn’t know we had fnaf in ark