They well bend you over take out the cat nip and put it in your ass watch out
Thylacoleo
The Thylacoleo is a large, powerful mount that can climb up trees and pounce on its enemies.

Jokes and funny moments about the Thylacoleo from ARK players.
Walked. In. The woods. Got killed by a thyla killed by a thyla
If you don’t have a spyglass and don’t look up your so fcking screwed
I lost my virginity in so many ways with this I need a restraining order on this ex husband. So many kids.
If you think you are the one in charge in the redwoods... YOU HELLA WRONG.. CUS YOU 'BOUT TO GET THYLOCOLEO'D!
It jumps on you bcs it has no one to f*ck
Me- goes into redwoods on a argy
Me- sees cat looking thing- panik
Me- sees it disappeared- kalm
Me-turns around- pa-
That was the last we heard from agent 12…
One up for agent 12
Ao if they live in caves. They must hate me to chase me all the way to the redwoods 😐
Random Ark Person: Oh look! A cat!
Me: ARE YOU BLIND DANGIT ITS A MARSUPIAL!!!
@To the person who lost Daniel;
I don’t know if you find him or not still, but I’m gonna tell you something. If you go to your tame slot, it can tell you what mounts you have. Tap/Click on the mount’s name and you can request it. Requesting it means that you can bring a…
@To the person who lost Daniel;
I don’t know if you find him or not still, but I’m gonna tell you something. If you go to your tame slot, it can tell you what mounts you have. Tap/Click on the mount’s name and you can request it. Requesting it means that you can bring a mount towards you, no matter where they are. But the items in its inventory will be lost so be wary. Hope you find him!!
They look retarded standing there on the trees but if your in the red woods try flying high about at tip of the trees is good it worked for me.
Lol coles dead no one likes him
What I don’t understand is why people want thylas on mobile
THEY ARE SAVAGE!!!!!!!
WHY ARE THESE THINGS NOT IM ARK MOBILE THIS IS ONE LF MY FAVORITE TAMES I JUST FOUND IT ISNT IN WRK MOBILE SCREW YOU ARK DEVS SCREW YOU!
To the person who can’t find Daniel just request him
Fly near the Redwoods trees then you can tame the kitty
#standstrongDaniel
A hElPfUL tIP ShOULd iNclUd mORe wOrDS
Feed fish meat it works well trust me
This dude pounced on my high-level thyla Tangerine. When he stopped mauling Tangerine, Tangy killed him with one hit
If you see one it is most likely all ready to late