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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: *on a Griffin flys down river in redwoods on rag* thylas can pounce *panic*
River: *surrounded by thyla trees*
Me: oh sh*t
Thyla: *pounces out of tree*
Me: *just come out the log*
Thyla: *kills my Griffin turns on me*
Me: welcome to Thyla river
I have now nicknamed the river where you go through the log thyla river as whenever I go there on a flier I get pounced on by a thyla at some point.
In other words they are a major pain in the as*
So I was on a cluster server and I was riding my reaper at night in the redwoods, so I was walking and it was pitch black so I couldn’t see anything, then when it was getting brighter I turned to my left and a thyla was there like, YO then jumps me and killed me, but I attacked it so ty my reaper the second before I got killed but my reaper was on passive and it killed my reaper, I vow to kill every thyla I see from now on