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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Me: *on a Griffin flys down river in redwoods on rag* thylas can pounce…
Me: *on a Griffin flys down river in redwoods on rag* thylas can pounce *panic*
River: *surrounded by thyla trees*
Me: oh sh*t
Thyla: *pounces out of tree*
Me: *just come out the log*
Thyla: *kills my Griffin turns on me*
Me: welcome to Thyla river
I have now nicknamed the river where you go through the log thyla river as whenever I go there on a flier I get pounced on by a thyla at some point.
In other words they are a major pain in the as*
More Thylacoleo Funny Tips
Once I had a thyla named Daniel. He was a lvl 165 and my best scouting creature. But one day, it all went downhill...
Me and Daniel were chilling by the redwood waterfall when a pegomastax takes my pistol. I jumped on Daniel and we were off. But on the chase for the pego, a microraptor jumped me and I was knocked to the ground. But Daniel chased the microraptor and ran very far away. When I woke up, I ran in the direction of Daniel, but alas, I lost him. A week of searching later, I got a message, telling me that Daniel had killed a microraptor. I had lost hope until then, and now I would find him.
Two weeks later, still no Daniel. But I never got a message from his death. Be strong lil buddy. I'll find you.