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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2022-07-27T17:03:24+00:00

#prayfordaniel he will be found!

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2018-09-01T23:07:53+00:00

Stay on mobile.... it’s safer here,

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2022-06-07T15:18:55+00:00

#PrayforDaniel He will be found.

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2022-05-03T01:31:55+00:00

Prey for Daniel.

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2022-03-15T13:06:42+00:00

Why are managarmr called ice jumpers I think thyla are ice jumpers

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2022-03-13T11:48:15+00:00

I thought they ate honey at first because I thought the looked like bears plus the have buck teeth

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2022-02-11T06:29:34+00:00

To the mobile players begging for this we did not pay for the game so we don’t deserve while the Pc and console players did pay for it so stop whining and get on with your day and be happy mobile players we don’t have to get jumped by these while exploring redwoods

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2022-01-27T02:02:05+00:00

When I jump on a rock with it and press (for me) L2 at the edge I go flying, not fast but it is fun to do

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2022-01-18T23:07:53+00:00

I got jumped on by one and past out and nearly died

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2018-03-07T04:23:36+00:00

Now that I have a rock drake here...

Who’s the climber supreme now?

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2021-08-10T14:39:43+00:00

Raw meat is red

Rare flowers are blue

Thylacoleos on trees

Will shred you too

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2021-07-20T17:45:07+00:00

*Vietnam vibe intensifies*

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2021-06-16T06:58:47+00:00

When I looking around to tame a thyla it take 3 hours and the I'm dead when I came back bam dead and decided to bring a high level sabertooth and came back for this level 145 guy another bam Im dead ye but finally got it tame I name it stupid cat

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2021-04-20T23:09:12+00:00

Does anyone know if they ever found Daniel? I thought I had it bad when I lost an Argy for 3 days.

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2021-04-12T17:43:28+00:00

I once had a bug when my thyla started flying so I upgraded just speed ,in the end I could get from one side of the map to the other in a few seconds

Who needs a flyer when you can have a flying thyla?

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2021-04-12T02:44:43+00:00

To whoever said these were the sabertooth of ark, aren’t sabertooths a the sabertooth of ark?

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2021-01-18T20:05:36+00:00

They just want a hug really..really badly

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2021-01-06T19:01:38+00:00

If you still play the game and didn’t find him yet try and use the taming menu...after three years #praydanielcomeshome

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2020-12-28T19:36:53+00:00

TAMING PEN NOW

Just get a creature that can pick it up and drop it in a pen

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2020-12-28T01:04:32+00:00

Me: *on a Griffin flys down river in redwoods on rag* thylas can pounce *panic*

River: *surrounded by thyla trees*

Me: oh sh*t

Thyla: *pounces out of tree*

Me: *just come out the log*

Thyla: *kills my Griffin turns on me*

Me: welcome to Thyla river

I have now nicknamed the river where you go through the log thyla river as whenever I go there on a flier I get pounced on by a thyla at some point.

In other words they are a major pain in the as*