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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2020-12-16T14:40:16+00:00

If you want to tame one You have to bring your highest level dino and when u see it go up to it with your dino and it will jump and bear hug u and it will get tamed! You wont die and neither will your dino

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2020-09-11T22:35:06+00:00

Just request Daniel. It works

A hElPful tip shooold have few words les than 2

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2020-06-21T17:54:14+00:00

So I was on a cluster server and I was riding my reaper at night in the redwoods, so I was walking and it was pitch black so I couldn’t see anything, then when it was getting brighter I turned to my left and a thyla was there like, YO then jumps me and killed me, but I attacked it so ty my reaper the second before I got killed but my reaper was on passive and it killed my reaper, I vow to kill every thyla I see from now on

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2020-05-23T05:34:13+00:00

These things are annoying when you are flying by the redwood big trees

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2020-05-05T05:47:02+00:00

Plz let toril be a meme 😂🤟lol

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2019-12-30T09:27:49+00:00

Poor Daniel... I hope you manage to, oh, I dunno... REQUEST HIM?! JUST GO AS IF YA WERE GONNA PUT CLOTHES ON, TAP TAMES LIST AND LOOK FOR HIM ON THERE AND IF HE IS THERE JUST TAP HIS NAME AND TAP REQUEST

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2019-03-17T22:31:57+00:00

THEY’RE IN THE TREES and also on the ground

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2018-12-06T03:18:46+00:00

Killed my carno Sarah

My lvl 234 dodo killed with one peck

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2018-09-19T15:47:00+00:00

Found a random one sitting right by my house on a treeless bluff on scorched earth. Guess I’ll move.

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2025-11-20T00:27:13+00:00

I hate these f****rs A hElPfUl tIp SoUlD iNcLuDe A fEw MoRe WoRdS

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2025-07-02T16:25:07+00:00

Bro it’s been years stop saying pray for Daniel.

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2025-06-02T11:17:58+00:00

why is everybuddy talking about daniel?

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2025-05-03T03:45:40+00:00

found a lvl 145 female decimating amargs on lost island. named her spike

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2025-03-22T03:17:24+00:00

Y’all talking about this Daniel guy he probably don’t play ark I mean come on it’s 2025 already

Still. Rip

U will be reincarnated as my giga and I’ll kill ALL thylas (except mine)

U will be missed 🫡

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2024-08-25T22:33:42+00:00

The thlacoleo is legitimately the John ceena of ark

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2023-11-21T15:37:09+00:00

Hope you find Daniel!

Have you?

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2023-11-10T04:23:48+00:00

POV your saber tooth and you see thyla be like💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2023-05-29T18:38:26+00:00

PRAY 4 DANIEL #YEET4LIFE

#DANIELPRAYERS

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2023-05-25T04:53:25+00:00

Roses a red

Violet are blue

If you see one on a tree you are screwed

By the way #prayfordaniel i hope they found him

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2023-05-15T08:19:35+00:00

To the people who said they could not find one there most likely on mobile do not spawn on mobile thank God