They come outta nowhere and be like “hi I think I’ll rip your face off!”

Pussy cat ahhh) pussy cat gaahh) pussy cat aww) pussy death god)

Was running through the redwood looking for a nice Pteradon feeling invincible. Katana (lvl 105 raptor) and I were running around the place trying to get home afterwords,trying to find a quick but safe way across the swamp. Ended up getting lost, Thylocolio generously jumped out and offered to assist. But unfortunately they were the wrong directions. I seem to have landed in the afterlife.

These things is a real pain in the ass.

So I summoned a hole bunch of alpha fire wyverns forgot to forcetame all of them so I had to move and forgot the cat ... my bootiful cat. Got the alpha mosa but not the cat but I was killing deathworms in RAGNAROK somehow there’s a desert region with deathworms and kangaroos but my alpha fire wyvern earned a name : deathworm because he / she ( I forgot the gender) almost killed a deathworm still didn’t have my cat probably dead now cause I deleted the server ( XD)

This creature is probably a Vietnam veteran

Wish this was in mobile… us mobile players r only playing with some stupid dinos who can’t even save our lives when we need them to

🥲

It was a snap and Daniels gone

Crap now Daniels gone

I wish that I was wrong

But wow he was so strong

Why oh why I miss him

Oh I could just kiss him

I give up now Daniels gone

I drowned in a pond

Well how did you like it 👍 (some love for Daniel)

Daniel person just tap on little Daniels name on your tames that’s you find in your stats and teleport him to you :) hope this helps (ps I did same with igua .)

After I tamed my Thylacoleo I found a explore note and I went to kill things but, every time I would go to kill something a Thylacoeo would jump on me.

#Ninjaketty

Ok so when WILF what u need is a F*CKIN TEK RYFLE

It’s like Gordon Ramsay, they hate the sight of raw food and only accept cooked food (but the thyla still eats raw meat) and if you present it raw food, prepare to get murdered by this monster.

If ur on a thyla and something your chasing outruns you, just jump and when you land you should be right next to the thing your chasing, same go’s with ravagers.

If your on a flyer and your above water and she jumps on you heading straight for hell

Real men use raw fish meat.

Get these +*^#% tigers off my tree!

-Samuel l Jackson 2018

UGH ASA RUINED THOSE GUYS THEY CANT LEEP

NOW

If you American and play this game you now know why our natural problem solving skills involve shotguns

I know this doesn’t happen often but I flew for 3 hrs in the red woods on an argy and didn’t get jumped once nevermind seeing them. Some people may call it luck but I call it skill

These guys are on extinction,I assume underground that pissies me off!-koalakidnapper