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What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Little back story on my ark. So I started a new game on a new map and me and my friend made up a challenge where whoever tames a good creature first wins. I at first tamed a raptor but where our starter base was. It wasn’t our best choice since it was near the redwoods. I got back there my friend was still out getting a tame and some more resources. I went on a little killing spree for meat and hide and this beautiful thyla came at me lovely light pink and blue with some dark purple. About a level 100 basically it killed my raptor I came back with some bear traps and some traq arrows. That my friend had made if it helps we were level 20 when we did this. Basically I got lucky and knocked it out we didn’t have kibble so I gave it meat luckily our taming rates are good so I managed to tame it and named her jinx. Also my friend saw the message that I died from her and saw I knocked her out and called me in our discord and yelled wtf how she was so shocked. But jinx helped us both get more tames now we have a new base and a couple Rex’s and some other things but to this day jinx is still my go to mount.
Alright I have had many encounters with thylacoleos because I have hunted them so I could have one for my own then once my friend got pounced (on splitscreen) and he was and the redwood Floor as the thylacoleo attacked him like a yarn ball then he tried nocking it unconscious he had to absolutely rip it's intestines out with a metal axe goodbye level 1 thylacoleo😢 but I've got a level 32 one and level 20 now 😃.
So we had A thylacoleo named clapper Clapper was a light blue colour he was my favourite tame I ever made but One day we went into the lava cave my friends both died I was the last one I got the artefact so I got off clapper for two seconds and he just fell into the lava I was trying to save him but it was too late he made one final roar before he passed rip ☹️
I had a lvl 145 thyla and it was a beast but one day something terrible happened so here's how it went I was on my thyla when a pego stole my tek rifle and with a microraptor who stunned me my thyla was lost for ages I couldn't find him next day I saw a message saying your thyla killed a pego so I check redwoods he wasn't there I whistle wasn't there he's been gone for 2 years. pray for my furry friend 🥺
Was running through the redwood looking for a nice Pteradon feeling invincible. Katana (lvl 105 raptor) and I were running around the place trying to get home afterwords,trying to find a quick but safe way across the swamp. Ended up getting lost, Thylocolio generously jumped out and offered to assist. But unfortunately they were the wrong directions. I seem to have landed in the afterlife.