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What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Alright I have had many encounters with thylacoleos because I have hunted them so I could have one for my own then once my friend got pounced (on splitscreen) and he was and the redwood Floor as the thylacoleo attacked him like a yarn ball then he tried nocking it unconscious he had to absolutely rip it's intestines out with a metal axe goodbye level 1 thylacoleo😢 but I've got a level 32 one and level 20 now 😃.
So we had A thylacoleo named clapper Clapper was a light blue colour he was my favourite tame I ever made but One day we went into the lava cave my friends both died I was the last one I got the artefact so I got off clapper for two seconds and he just fell into the lava I was trying to save him but it was too late he made one final roar before he passed rip ☹️
I had a lvl 145 thyla and it was a beast but one day something terrible happened so here's how it went I was on my thyla when a pego stole my tek rifle and with a microraptor who stunned me my thyla was lost for ages I couldn't find him next day I saw a message saying your thyla killed a pego so I check redwoods he wasn't there I whistle wasn't there he's been gone for 2 years. pray for my furry friend 🥺
Me: flies argy at redwoods
Kitty: my time is to shine.. . GET READY KITTY SOLDIERS
Kitty soldiers: READY!
Kitty: wait for it wait for it
Me: flies closer
Kitty: POUNCE MY KITTIES
kitty soldiers pounces
Me: WHAT THE WHY ARE THESE TIGER THINGIES TRYNA USE ME AS A FREAKING LANDING PAD-!
Kitty: well i mean you would be a nice landing pad for our treehouse but… I LIKE YOU MORE AS A TRAMPOLINE AS WE WAIT FOR ANOTHER PERSON LIKE YOU FINALLY FLY THROUGH HERE!
Me: *blinks*
Kitty: well.. *MANY KITTY SOLDIERS AS WELL SAY THE SAME THING*
Kitties: WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL
Kitty: bye bye!
KITTIES: CAT PILE
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RIP (they give good bear hugs how about you give it a try) >:)