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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ok, I was just flying my pteredon (Cornelius) looking for some cristal to get later. I was around like three hundred feet above the trees the he came, the big thylacoleo. It was like frickin superman but a cat. How the heck did it get me all the way up there. It was literally a minute till we hit the ground. RIP Cornelius.
To the owner of Daniel I feel your pain I am a cat lover and has lost cats do to Tom cat attacks and this is in real life and I had a parausar with me named Phil I also had a dilo named Clair I saw a oviraptor I knew they would not attack so I hit it Phil and Clair chased it I was not fast enough I stopped Clair but Phil was way far then a month later I got a death message of Phil I think he died to a Rex so I hope you find Daniel