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#PrayForDaniel
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This thing jumped on me and violated me in so many ways
Once I had a thyla named Daniel. He was a lvl 165 and my best scouting creature. But one day, it all went downhill...
Me and Daniel were chilling by the redwood waterfall when a pegomastax takes my pistol. I jumped on Daniel and we were off. But on the chase for the pego, a microraptor jumped me and I was knocked to the ground. But Daniel chased the microraptor and ran very far away. When I woke up, I ran in the direction of Daniel, but alas, I lost him. A week of searching later, I got a message, telling me that Daniel had killed a microraptor. I had lost hope until then, and now I would find him.
Two weeks later, still no Daniel. But I never got a message from his death. Be strong lil buddy. I'll find you.
Me and Daniel were chilling by the redwood waterfall when a pegomastax takes my pistol. I jumped on Daniel and we were off. But on the chase for the pego, a microraptor jumped me and I was knocked to the ground. But Daniel chased the microraptor and ran very far away. When I woke up, I ran in the direction of Daniel, but alas, I lost him. A week of searching later, I got a message, telling me that Daniel had killed a microraptor. I had lost hope until then, and now I would find him.
Two weeks later, still no Daniel. But I never got a message from his death. Be strong lil buddy. I'll find you.
#prayfordaniel
When I tame my first thyla on single player I will name him Daniel as tribute
When I see a microraptor when riding him I will say die as tribute
When I tame my first thyla on single player I will name him Daniel as tribute
When I see a microraptor when riding him I will say die as tribute
Don't run into this creature while tripping off shrooms
*Flies on an argy in redwoods*: kalm
*Remembers that thylas can jump on you even when youβre on a flyer*: panik
*Thylas are not on mobile*: kalm
*Thylas are not on mobile*: panik
*Remembers that thylas can jump on you even when youβre on a flyer*: panik
*Thylas are not on mobile*: kalm
*Thylas are not on mobile*: panik
If you want to tame one of these nice and cuddley cats just fly in the redwood and one will jump off the tree and give you a big bear hug. It just wants to show how much it loves you!
#PrayForDaniel pegomastaxs suck
#PrayForDaniel we will find you buddy
#PrayForDaniel
#RipDaniel
Letβs honor Daniel with some love and the first thyla I get Iβll name Daniel
#RipDaniel
Letβs honor Daniel with some love and the first thyla I get Iβll name Daniel