Me: owww so cute!!!.Thorny dragon:TOUCH ME me:ok(proceed’s to punch) Thorny dragon:thank’s now I can kill you because ark(proceed to reck my face) me:forgot can only punch😭😭😭

It’s basically a deadly hedgehog but 5 times bigger and throws spikes at you, that deals torpor. BIG DEADLY HEDGEHOG

It looks like toothless the dragon

So tough they knock you out and maul ya'

Then they cry tears of blood because of their lack of teeth.

I looked at hem he looked at me he was adorable and i tamed it

I pull out lightsaber.

Thornyvader: Luke, I am your father!

Me:nooooooooooo

Aww he's cute,nek minute...oh hell nah

DON'T LET IT LOOK AT YOU OR YOU DIE

Examine the body look and then run for your live

This dragons very thorny. Wait.

Something that makes no sence at all: thorny devil kibble (mobile)

Me: is this thing on ipad or what?!

It's like bill Cosby and a thorny lizard combined except this one is cute

Thorny dragon is a savage monster caution don’t mess with the dragon

U wanna go i scale u boi

Yeet scales dead

When u try to make it kibble using its egg it comes out as camel kibble "please fix" so no imprinting when argy wants thorny dragon kibble.

It: flings thorn misses

Me: shoots it with tranq dart

It: sh#%

Ark devs: let’s at a llizard on drugshell no

It says at the kibble section for regular kibble that a troodon egg is a medium egg wth

I just found out how to use it’s tail needles and they suck balls I don’t know why it’s suggested in K.O. Still cute tho

wait i thought i was posting on a hedgehog not a dragon (someone walks into the room and tells me it is a hedgehog and walks out) WHAT THE FUDGE