Is it just me or is this the ark version of nightmare on elm street
Roses are red
Violets are blue
No one is safe
Not even you
What?Your terror bird is evolving!
Your terror bird has evolved into a therizno
The almighty tickle chicken!
But most importantly
He pulled your spine from your back
if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run
Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too
Level up = jazz hands
This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a f***. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.
These things are like gehtto girls with fake nails. If you don't get too close you'll be fine. If you do... God help you.