Son: Hey dad can I get a club, please?

Dad: sure son, what do you need it for?

Son: There is a dodo outside that I want to tame.

Dad: Son you don't need a club for that, just punch it till it is knockout.

Son: okay dad I will try that.

Son: dad help help

Dad: what's the matter son?

son: The dodo just kill our level 450 giga open the door.

Dad: sorry son you can always respawn im about to log off.