Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2023-01-31T23:13:41+00:00

THEY EAT BERRIES!?? WHAT THE HeCK I tried giving it raw meat and it was almost awake and it was and it KILLED ME KILLED ME!!

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2023-01-17T13:44:12+00:00

*level 8 kid* Hey! theres a big dodo!

*experienced person* UHHH ahem yes that is a dodo i will go get the berries while you start punching it.

Level 8: Oki!

Experienced: Alright! *gets on pt and runs*

Level 8: Now to punch it :) i will have another dodo! i shall call him luigi!

Level 8: *punches oversised dodo*

Therizino: ayo whatchu doin

Level 8 MOMYYYYYYYYYYY *dies*

Experienced person : free stuff :D

this was a true story….and i was the noob- 😭

score -3 · Answer 3 · 2020-01-29T08:43:30+00:00

Basically the opposite of the carno except they both want you dead

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2023-05-30T02:23:41+00:00

Players on ARK PC/Console: AAAAAAAAAAA

My dumb@ss with a ramshackle simple pistol: “hehe gun go pew pew”

score -3 · Answer 5 · 2020-10-06T07:44:32+00:00

Monkey does llamas on the choo choo train

score -3 · Answer 6 · 2020-10-05T07:01:38+00:00

I fuced up a level 40 Teri with my level 68 spino, little bish thought it could run up on me so I put lead in to the ho.

score -3 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-22T06:16:05+00:00

I killed one by Instigating it to pick its nose.😎😎👍

score -3 · Answer 8 · 2020-03-27T13:11:48+00:00

Bola your tribemate or your friends and run or you could lure a raider into a out of them

score -3 · Answer 9 · 2020-03-23T23:23:28+00:00

Here’s how I remember it’s name: there is no suarus😂

score -4 · Answer 10 · 2017-11-30T02:24:50+00:00

Looks like Edward scissor hands and a allo has sex

score -4 · Answer 11 · 2017-10-29T23:48:44+00:00

Aggros when in vicinit+can be grabbed by qutz and wyv= maximum fun when tossing into noob base (caution: variable "fun"=doucheness)

score -4 · Answer 12 · 2017-10-27T09:24:47+00:00

I found a lvl 1 and I brought my iguanodon bear it and started shooting it it killed my iguanodon and then once I tamed it a Rex came and killed it it was on a tiny bit of health therefore I eat narcos and logged of

score -4 · Answer 13 · 2017-09-04T05:23:14+00:00

Grab alot of rockarrot or other crops about a stack of narcotics and several pteradons

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2023-11-24T23:47:06+00:00

The death bird had no power over my trike Ella😂 but killed me like 10 times beforehand

score -3 · Answer 15 · 2021-02-11T23:22:26+00:00

Cluck. Cluck. MOTHER F**k

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2021-01-02T04:02:28+00:00

I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle your pickle with it’s claws.

score -4 · Answer 17 · 2018-08-17T17:20:09+00:00

Tamed this thing at lvl 13 bitch eat ass

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2018-02-15T07:11:48+00:00

Mental Note: it is not a dodo I REPEAT IT IS NOT A DODO!!!!

I’ll never forget timmy😢

score -4 · Answer 19 · 2017-12-09T16:11:13+00:00

It’s neutral yes...but he’ll somewhat follow you like he wants to pick a fight

score -4 · Answer 20 · 2017-12-09T03:56:25+00:00

"I'm scary Terry, bitch!"