Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
*level 8 kid* Hey! theres a big dodo!
*experienced person* UHHH ahem yes that is a dodo i will go get the berries while you start punching it.
Level 8: Oki!
Experienced: Alright! *gets on pt and runs*
Level 8: Now to punch it :) i will have another dodo! i shall call him luigi!
Level 8: *punches oversised dodo*
Therizino: ayo whatchu doin
Level 8 MOMYYYYYYYYYYY *dies*
Experienced person : free stuff :D
this was a true storyβ¦.and i was the noob- π
More Therizinosaurus Funny Tips
If you find this thing RUN it took me out in two hits and completely demolished my home and murdered my raptor and my little otter cuddles please like to pay respects to my little cuddles kept me warm on the cold nights
If you see this thing it will kill you, your friends, your family, some guy down in Africa, and an alien on another planet.
Wanna know how to kill or get away from a Therizinosaurus? THER-IZNO WAY ππ
Wait wait wait... THIS THING EATS BERRIES?!?!??!!
Very powerful fighters, harvesters, and lovers. That last one was a joke cause they will kill everything you own without remorse.
The almighty tickle chicken!
When u get 50 prime and realize itβs a vegan Rex not a carnivoreππππππππ
Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too
Level up = jazz hands
if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run