Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I officially hate these disgusting deformed ***holes.
I wasted a ridiculous amount of tranq darts and arrows, tamed 2/3 Allosaurus, one of these spawned and killed both right outside of my base. Can’t tell if I want that thing to die more or if I wanna die more. Officially on my list of most hated Ark animals.
*level 8 kid* Hey! theres a big dodo!
*experienced person* UHHH ahem yes that is a dodo i will go get the berries while you start punching it.
Level 8: Oki!
Experienced: Alright! *gets on pt and runs*
Level 8: Now to punch it :) i will have another dodo! i shall call him luigi!
Level 8: *punches oversised dodo*
Therizino: ayo whatchu doin
Level 8 MOMYYYYYYYYYYY *dies*
Experienced person : free stuff :D
this was a true story….and i was the noob- 😭