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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
How is this thing a herbivore? How is this murderous little a-hole a herbivore?
This creature can attack you still being socialy distened so it doesnโt need to wear a mask ๐
I have a big brontosaurus and he will destroy everything even this thing and he levels up super fast from farming bears and animals
their give me bluesprint of theri saddle with over 3000 each materials wood, fiber and over 6000 hide, im just lv 36... u know what I mean... what a joke
Donโt you love it when you knock these and it takes an hour too take but a diol or raptor come up and destroy your dreams... yeah, me too.
I was on my way to a cave when I saw this thing gardening it *I was on a mountain * I didn't know what it was so i got near to the edge and fall and then i quickly close the game to see what it is and all I saw was ppl saying "if u see run", "Run", "Run!!" I guess I am done for
I know one of yall mf's tried to feed this meat like i did
He Break stone with head why ark
He just a giant chicken...............๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Always remember that you are the prey and the therizinos are the hunters. It will not go well if you try to reverse the roles.
Me seeing a Theriz: YOU ARE A DEAD SARCO ON A GRILL!
Nice my 26th claw.
Not a fun tame. Takes forever and the constant feeling of โif it wakes up I am going to suffer a swift and painful deathโ makes it even less enjoyable.
Tbh with yall does hands are grippy๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
*jojo refernce*
Theri:oh your approching me instand of running away your approaching me?
Rex:i cant bite you withbout coming closer
Me: *right in its face* it: not mad me: 2 biomes away* it: COME HERE BOI
Huggy wuggy I will kill you buddy
Ahh so u want to take devils chicken well don't except to find this be cooked at hell's kitchen has dinner because tonights dish is your a$$ on a sliver pladder and he's the shef ya no the fact that they spawn on the beach might make you think there beginner tames well there almost equal to a rex and when you piss em off your a$$ is grass and those hand blades r Freddies gardening gloves great for harvesting tho
This dude reminds me of Edward scissor hands
You know itโs lit when it takes 5 hours to tame.
This thing killed my dilo and destroyed my base and killed my phiomia.