Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies

More Therizinosaurus Funny Tips
(Have you ever seen a theiz TRAP REMIX) have you ever seen a..ever seen a, ever seen a ,ever seen a....have you ever seen a, ever seen a, ever seen a.....have you ever- DOIS,BICO,DOIS DOIS BICO, THEI BICO SEE THEI....have you ever seen a theiz, that,that,that,that,that....DOIS,BICO,DOIS DOIS,BICO-O(triggered music starts) DOIS BICO DOIS DOIS BICO-O DOIS BICO DOIS DOIS......have you ever seen a..a theiz,that,that,that, can do anything (anything anything anything) LIEK FOR ANOTHER (it will be the cupcake song :3)
(This ain't real it's made up) so I was walking through a redwood forest and a theiz that looked like russian flag. (Music intensifies) SOI YAA SII MADAY KII LO SII MADAY
I had one called big bird and where big bird went murder followed untill I was jumped by a bunch of raiders who killed me and ma big bird now I am planning vengeance for big bird my cute little tickle chicken one like = one respect for are hero big bird
if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run
Me: Sees giant chicken)
Me: Mmmmmh...chicky nuggies....
Theiz: IM NAT A CHACKIN IAM A MUTONT DOADO
Me:me gonna have so much chicken (kills mutant dodo)
Me: Raw..MEAT!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?
Sees dodo) POOLTREH
Dodo: Sqwak imma brontosaurus
Me: WHERE IS CHACKIN (Triggered)
Me: Mmmmmh...chicky nuggies....
Theiz: IM NAT A CHACKIN IAM A MUTONT DOADO
Me:me gonna have so much chicken (kills mutant dodo)
Me: Raw..MEAT!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?
Sees dodo) POOLTREH
Dodo: Sqwak imma brontosaurus
Me: WHERE IS CHACKIN (Triggered)
Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too