Dodos are dead

Your tames are screwed

If you find one, sprint fast than your tribemate dude

Doesn’t sacrificing your friend give you deja vu?

Don’t call it the tickle chicken or you are a cr@p!!!!

Me: Sees giant chicken)

Me: Mmmmmh...chicky nuggies....

Theiz: IM NAT A CHACKIN IAM A MUTONT DOADO

Me:me gonna have so much chicken (kills mutant dodo)

Me: Raw..MEAT!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

Sees dodo) POOLTREH

Dodo: Sqwak imma brontosaurus

Me: WHERE IS CHACKIN (Triggered)

I was lvl 10 and only had a bow on a pvx server. Then I saw a lvl 100 theri. I killed it with a primitive bow.

P.s. I had no armour

OH WOW..... TIME TO DIE FOLKS.....

It’s like a giant chicken!!!!! Wait more chicken nuggets!!!!!!

Father. Ooh look! A giant dodo!

Me. Nonononono. Dont do it!!

Father. ...

1 week later

Father . I will outrun you you tikle chicken!

Me. Oh! It worked

If it hits you in the buttcheeks, make sure you’re in singleplayer or it’ll remind your tribemate of s#x

Are you tired of calling this the “THEIRISAJNEJINZJI MKA MKAUHNWJKMNOIXNIJDNJINJKDNIHNSKJMNUHBOR“? Well I am too. So I call it the “Fangers” Really suits the guy.

Well, there's a reason why I call it "El Pollo Diablo": many have underestimated it and now they are dead...

Therizinosaurus is not to be confused with: tickle chicken, danger floof,scissors,murder chicken,gigan or a turtle.

It would be interesting to have a beauty contest in ARK, i am sure Theri would be in last place

Me: punched dodo

Dodo: Big Brother!

Me looks in the distance to see a big a$$ bird charging at me

If this thing kills you you try to get your stuff back then level you speed up like me get its attention then run go back you get your stuff😎

You know I was thinking the theri Is the wolverine of the dinosaur age

Don’t worry these things may look horrifying but they are a quick and easy passive tame! Just feed them dem megoberries and boom they love you.

Ahh so u want to take devils chicken well don't except to find this be cooked at hell's kitchen has dinner because tonights dish is your a$$ on a sliver pladder and he's the shef ya no the fact that they spawn on the beach might make you think there beginner tames well there almost equal to a rex and when you piss em off your a$$ is grass and those hand blades r Freddies gardening gloves great for harvesting tho

Don’t mess with these things, waste of time

Tickle Chicken photo shoots not recommended. Never again.

I.......hate.........these..........R******