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Me: Sees giant chicken)

Me: Mmmmmh...chicky nuggies....

Theiz: IM NAT A CHACKIN IAM A MUTONT DOADO

Me:me gonna have so much chicken (kills mutant dodo)

Me: Raw..MEAT!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

Sees dodo) POOLTREH

Dodo: Sqwak imma brontosaurus

Me: WHERE IS CHACKIN (Triggered)

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