Stare at this guy and the next thing you're staring at is the respawn screen

Roses are red...

Violets are blue...

Your donors are dead...

And so are you!

Do not let this near your taming boat

Just wait for it to get pissed and kill ur Dinos and you for no reason

I'm not sure which is more agonizingly tedious: taming a decently leveled murder chicken, or hatching and raising one. Ultimately you waste less of your time by taming a wild high level, but if you're still looking to breed a mega murder chicken prepare for days worth of regret. The babies are about the ugliest thing I've seen, and it takes like 11 hours to reach juvenile.

Tamed my first ptero, got in the way of a therizino...

I know one of yall mf's tried to feed this meat like i did

He Break stone with head why ark

MINECRAFT- YOOOOO WE GOT DAT PILLAGE AND VILLAGE UPDATE

Ark- we have theiz, which will destroy you. Its been here since the beginning.

Minecraft- BRUHH IM ABOUT TO BAN U HACKER WERE BETTER *roblox joins in* I made minecraft and ark in here! *ark and minecraft left the chat

Passive and you can play with it if you can survive the tickle

Dodos are dead

Your tames are screwed

If you find one, sprint fast than your tribemate dude

Doesn’t sacrificing your friend give you deja vu?

Don’t call it the tickle chicken or you are a cr@p!!!!

Me: Sees giant chicken)

Me: Mmmmmh...chicky nuggies....

Theiz: IM NAT A CHACKIN IAM A MUTONT DOADO

Me:me gonna have so much chicken (kills mutant dodo)

Me: Raw..MEAT!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

Sees dodo) POOLTREH

Dodo: Sqwak imma brontosaurus

Me: WHERE IS CHACKIN (Triggered)

I was lvl 10 and only had a bow on a pvx server. Then I saw a lvl 100 theri. I killed it with a primitive bow.

P.s. I had no armour

OH WOW..... TIME TO DIE FOLKS.....

It’s like a giant chicken!!!!! Wait more chicken nuggets!!!!!!

Father. Ooh look! A giant dodo!

Me. Nonononono. Dont do it!!

Father. ...

1 week later

Father . I will outrun you you tikle chicken!

Me. Oh! It worked

If it hits you in the buttcheeks, make sure you’re in singleplayer or it’ll remind your tribemate of s#x

Are you tired of calling this the “THEIRISAJNEJINZJI MKA MKAUHNWJKMNOIXNIJDNJINJKDNIHNSKJMNUHBOR“? Well I am too. So I call it the “Fangers” Really suits the guy.

Well, there's a reason why I call it "El Pollo Diablo": many have underestimated it and now they are dead...