Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 38 · Answer 1 · 2017-08-21T20:12:31+00:00

Encoutering one of these?

It is really easy.

Don't.

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2025-05-22T17:05:51+00:00

The first time i saw this I thought it was peaceful even with the claws when i went closer to it i got flinged and fell down a 15,674 ft mountain falling to my destiny

score 6 · Answer 3 · 2024-12-02T04:36:32+00:00

This thing JUMPED OFF A FRICKING CLIFF to get me!?! And guess what. It survived. Guess who lost some loot that day.

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2025-11-05T01:41:14+00:00

Someone: let’s make a Dino that looks like a chicken except it’s feet are on it’s hands and forget the wings but keep the feathers oh, and it can run 100 mph. Another person: ( get’s out a note pad starts sketching). Someone: oOooO, and give it a big ass tail that’s like a fat feathery cats tail. Another person: ( flips over note pad to reveal a picture of a Therizino) Someone: perfect.

score 13 · Answer 5 · 2023-04-11T01:49:10+00:00

are you sure he is vegan??? Vegan don’t kill humans bruh

score 20 · Answer 6 · 2021-07-20T20:49:12+00:00

I saw this thing for the firs time and I was like AWW A NEW FRIEND ._.

score 20 · Answer 7 · 2021-07-20T08:16:56+00:00

Me just minding me business walking through the forest.

Therizino: (Which is a herbivore) And I took that personally

score 12 · Answer 8 · 2023-06-09T07:06:18+00:00

Me: Tames a Theri

Me: Looks for its saddle

Me: Saw it above lvl 60

Me: Got a gift from game

Me: Opens it

The gift: Journeyman Therizinosaurus saddle blueprint

Me: I'm blessed 😯

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2025-10-26T18:42:10+00:00

Are you a rookie and want to tame a theri? Heres a tip!

1. Find a theri

2. Start tranquilizing the theri

3. Its chasing you

4. Your freaking cooked

5. Congrats! You saw Jesus

score 10 · Answer 10 · 2023-11-12T14:53:55+00:00

Why do they want me and my Dino’s dead but they don’t even meat?????

score 25 · Answer 11 · 2020-03-22T19:17:17+00:00

Just realized that you can learn the saddle at level 69...

score 6 · Answer 12 · 2024-11-01T15:49:56+00:00

He killed my raptor my mesopitheicus my petro from that day I didn't even went to that island

score 35 · Answer 13 · 2017-10-04T21:11:58+00:00

You command your Rex to kill it and want to know what happens

It Rips out your Rene's heart throws it in your face and charges at you so don't fuck with the Fluffy Chicken

score 24 · Answer 14 · 2020-05-15T16:56:17+00:00

That’s a nice base you got there....

I sure hope that nothing..........

happens! *destroys base and kills your tames in 10 minutes*

score 33 · Answer 15 · 2018-01-04T22:36:20+00:00

Wolverine got drunk and made a mistake now his wife is a dodo and that is how the Therisinosaurus happened

score 34 · Answer 16 · 2017-10-07T11:15:54+00:00

Saddle unlocks at level 69 huehue

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2026-01-10T03:42:42+00:00

I TAMED A TiCKLE CHICKEN!!!!!

(nearly died) :(

score 12 · Answer 18 · 2023-04-11T01:38:08+00:00

He is pretty annoying more then my Ohio brother 💀💀💀💀💀

score 15 · Answer 19 · 2022-07-08T19:06:15+00:00

Sometimes this thing can be broken like when you’re right in front of it and it just moves it head side to side🤣🤣🤣

score 34 · Answer 20 · 2017-09-02T16:50:37+00:00

These...things are actually herbivores?! Also they take way too long to get.