ATTENTION PEOPLE OF.... uhh.. THE SHADOWS OF THE TICKLE CHICKEN: I HAVE FOUND A NEW GOD!! So I live on an isolated island that I call Dodo Island because of the plentiful dodo population(wonderful free range eggs) ANYWAY! So then a Tickle Chicken spawns in and then about a few Ark days later it attacks me and my horrible shack I die and my Dino’s go on the attack my Trike, Parasaur, Dilos, and my one Pteranodon. Then after the long trek back I realize that my Trike and Para are alive(dear god hold your breath) and my para has the claws of the Satan spawn... God has reformed.
This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a fuck. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.