Me: find a theri and then try to tame it

Theri: boy do you think I’m a joke I’m gonna tame you

These...things are actually herbivores?! Also they take way too long to get.

Hold up… wait a minute…

It killed my Dinos

And it EATS BERRIES…

why?

ATTENTION PEOPLE OF.... uhh.. THE SHADOWS OF THE TICKLE CHICKEN: I HAVE FOUND A NEW GOD!! So I live on an isolated island that I call Dodo Island because of the plentiful dodo population(wonderful free range eggs) ANYWAY! So then a Tickle Chicken spawns in and then about a few Ark days later it attacks me and my horrible shack I die and my Dino’s go on the attack my Trike, Parasaur, Dilos, and my one Pteranodon. Then after the long trek back I realize that my Trike and Para are alive(dear god hold your breath) and my para has the claws of the Satan spawn... God has reformed.

Me:I SPENT FIVE HOURS BUILDING THIS BASE

therizino: well enjoy its destruction

Game: level 1 therizino killed your 278 giga

me: CMON GIGA YOU CAN DO BETTER

game:you died to therizino

Me: bro you had to do that?

Therizino: what else can I do?

Me: EAT YOUR BERRIES YOUR NOT A CARNIVORE

therizino: nah I’ll pass, I love tickling my opponents to death

Game:you died to-

Me: DID I ASK?

This giant dodo when its tamed can literally solos the entire game except titano

This guy really takes social distancing seriously.

Me: It’s a Therizi....

Tribe mate: Therizi...nope

Guess what pops up when you search tickle chicken on DodoDex? The therizino! No this is not a joke go try it yourself

Me walks anywhere near it the therizino omai wa mou shinderu

Hippy hoppy your property is now my property 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I was just looking at the view of a cliff and a therozinosourus pushed me off ssooooo

Here’s what to do if you getting chased by one. JUST GIVE UP.

“Doors seek chase music starts playing” oh shi-

You died to lvl 36 Therizinosaurus

It's basically an alpha dodo...with claws...

Bro is so chill untill i get a centimeter too close, then he massacres me in seconds

Put tickle chicken on the search bar- Just do it 😂😂😂😂

When I was a newbie, I decided to go to the grasslands. I saw one of these mf and went to go look at it since it didn’t look dangerous, so I went up to it, and the son of a b*tch looked back at me and said “Suprise mf!” I became a glitchy flying piece of dead meat.

Tickle chicken tickle chicken he’s there at your door. Tickle chicken tickle chicken your dead on the floor.🐓

How to tame a danger fluff: 1: get sleepy arrows. 2: find a danger fluff. 3. Set up a trap thinking the danger fluff isn’t close enough to get agro. 4: figure out your dead wrong and start running for your life. 5: learn that a danger fluff is 10 times faster than you and die