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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Someone: let’s make a Dino that looks like a chicken except it’s feet are on it’s hands and forget the wings but keep the feathers oh, and it can run 100 mph. Another person: ( get’s out a note pad starts sketching). Someone: oOooO, and give it a big ass tail that’s like a fat feathery cats tail. Another person: ( flips over note pad to reveal a picture of a Therizino) Someone: perfect.
Me:I SPENT FIVE HOURS BUILDING THIS BASE
therizino: well enjoy its destruction
Game: level 1 therizino killed your 278 giga
me: CMON GIGA YOU CAN DO BETTER
game:you died to therizino
Me: bro you had to do that?
Therizino: what else can I do?
Me: EAT YOUR BERRIES YOUR NOT A CARNIVORE
therizino: nah I’ll pass, I love tickling my opponents to death
Game:you died to-
Me: DID I ASK?