I need this man’s nail routine( I’m not gay or a girl I just want sharp objects)
Therizinosaurus
The Therizinosaurus (or "Tickle Chicken") is a swift, clawed herbivore prized for its versatility. Its specialized strikes make it an exceptional resource gatherer, while its strength makes it a powerful combat mount.
Jokes and funny moments about the Therizinosaurus from ARK players.
I saw this thing for the firs time and I was like AWW A NEW FRIEND ._.
Me just minding me business walking through the forest.
Therizino: (Which is a herbivore) And I took that personally
Saddle unlocks at level 69 huehue
are you sure he is vegan??? Vegan don’t kill humans bruh
Just realized that you can learn the saddle at level 69...
You find one theri, remember this thing is racist to any culture and base so pack your bags this theri doesnt have a nail clipper
That’s a nice base you got there....
I sure hope that nothing..........
happens! *destroys base and kills your tames in 10 minutes*
Wolverine got drunk and made a mistake now his wife is a dodo and that is how the Therisinosaurus happened
These...things are actually herbivores?! Also they take way too long to get.
Me: Tames a Theri
Me: Looks for its saddle
Me: Saw it above lvl 60
Me: Got a gift from game
Me: Opens it
The gift: Journeyman Therizinosaurus saddle blueprint
Me: I'm blessed 😯
Peace...was never an option....
ATTENTION PEOPLE OF.... uhh.. THE SHADOWS OF THE TICKLE CHICKEN: I HAVE FOUND A NEW GOD!! So I live on an isolated island that I call Dodo Island because of the plentiful dodo population(wonderful free range eggs) ANYWAY! So then a Tickle Chicken spawns in and then about a few…
ATTENTION PEOPLE OF.... uhh.. THE SHADOWS OF THE TICKLE CHICKEN: I HAVE FOUND A NEW GOD!! So I live on an isolated island that I call Dodo Island because of the plentiful dodo population(wonderful free range eggs) ANYWAY! So then a Tickle Chicken spawns in and then about a few Ark days later it attacks me and my horrible shack I die and my Dino’s go on the attack my Trike, Parasaur, Dilos, and my one Pteranodon. Then after the long trek back I realize that my Trike and Para are alive(dear god hold your breath) and my para has the claws of the Satan spawn... God has reformed.
I never rly cut my nails if not commanded to
Sometimes this thing can be broken like when you’re right in front of it and it just moves it head side to side🤣🤣🤣
Why do they want me and my Dino’s dead but they don’t even meat?????
Me: find a theri and then try to tame it
Theri: boy do you think I’m a joke I’m gonna tame you
Me: It’s a Therizi....
Tribe mate: Therizi...nope
He is pretty annoying more then my Ohio brother 💀💀💀💀💀
This thing JUMPED OFF A FRICKING CLIFF to get me!?! And guess what. It survived. Guess who lost some loot that day.