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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me and my friend were looking for one to knock out. I (thought I) brought enough arrows. It was really close to falling asleep and started running away.
That's where I ran out of arrows. To our luck, it got stuck, and my friend was like "knock it out with your fists!". So I did.
But I had to go, so I left my friend taming it. Guess who woke up.
I was exploring around the mountain cause i was finding explorer notes what i didnt know there was a thero, then the game gave me caution (u have entered a dangerous zone) i climb up a rock and looked for the predator when i climbed I immediately look left there was nothing but when i looked at my right i saw the thero right beside me i slowly reversed my raptor like a kid who saw a vicious dog eating and sneakly run away ahaha i runned as fast as i could and didnt look back as soon as the warning label went off j panickly climbed a eock and looked back luckily it didnt chase me down, what i kept thinking was omg thank God it didnt see me i was facing at his back that was so close that i can poke it with my pike gosh theros are TERORIZINGLY SCARY
I'm not sure which is more agonizingly tedious: taming a decently leveled murder chicken, or hatching and raising one. Ultimately you waste less of your time by taming a wild high level, but if you're still looking to breed a mega murder chicken prepare for days worth of regret. The babies are about the ugliest thing I've seen, and it takes like 11 hours to reach juvenile.