
What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I had a para once and it saved me from a raptor that did there tackle move but a thera killed it along with to more of my pets so I SWORE FOR VENGEANCE AND NOW I HUNT THERA’S EVEN IF THERE LVL 50 AND IM LVL 14 I KILL ALLL THE THERA’S I SEE I hunt the thera’s and if you don’t know how to counter a thera then just avoid them deformed chickens
Bow, ready. Slingshot, ready. Sword, ready. I was ready to tame this almighty beast. I brought my dodo with me. I held up my sword as I saw the beast. I took out my slingshot. I reached into my pocket for ammo. There was NO ammo! I THOUGHT THE SLINGSHOT WAS READY! OH DANG THE TICKLE CHICKEN SAW ME! Run! Oh, wait. THE BOW! I knocked that chicken out. Then I realized that I had no meat. I killed a raptor and gave it to the chicken. Then the basilik comes and kills me and the chicken! Oh what a shame.... I would of named it chicken If I tamed it.