Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Bow, ready. Slingshot, ready. Sword, ready. I was ready to tame this almighty beast. I brought my dodo with me. I held up my sword as I saw the beast. I took out my slingshot. I reached into my pocket for ammo. There was NO ammo! I THOUGHT THE SLINGSHOT WAS READY! OH DANG THE TICKLE CHICKEN SAW ME! Run! Oh, wait. THE BOW! I knocked that chicken out. Then I realized that I had no meat. I killed a raptor and gave it to the chicken. Then the basilik comes and kills me and the chicken! Oh what a shame.... I would of named it chicken If I tamed it.
I was taming one of these and it was about 95% tamed. It took forever and used over 150 narcotics so I made a scythe to get more Narcoberries. Little did I know, the scythe does not collect berries very well, so while I figured this out, my soon to be tame woke up and killed me
The tickle chicken is not always it's tickly self. While it's claws may look nice and comfy, the Tickle Chicken transforms at night into the Terror Turkey. It becomes nearly invisible from the cloak of night and shreds children and level 60s who accidentally set their dinos to passive for fun. Do not underestimate a tickle chicken from it's kind demeanor.
I hated these guys so much. I used to live on that one mountain in the south, the only one with the metal rocks. These things are always there. I got really fed up with them, so I built an army of dilophosaurus (About ten of them), thinking that would get rid of the ugly thing.
It was very unsuccessful, to say the least.