Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2018-11-23T19:42:37+00:00

Tamed my first ptero, got in the way of a therizino...

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2018-11-20T16:49:58+00:00

I have so much hate for these things!!! Lost six dinos to a bloody level 95 these dinos where all over level 100 wtf wildcard!

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2018-11-18T19:23:20+00:00

Only real men knock out tickle chickens with slingshots and fists!

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2018-11-08T00:45:41+00:00

Mom: go ahead hug it Me: ok. Therizino:”)

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2018-11-05T14:34:09+00:00

It really needs to get its front nails clipped

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2018-11-03T21:41:04+00:00

I spent 100000p hours trying time one of tame one of these fuckers

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2018-10-24T23:33:34+00:00

Watch out:its the tickle monster, and he's here to tickle everything you love to death

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2018-10-16T19:24:28+00:00

Oh no run it is going to ticke me to death! Ahhhhhhhhh

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2018-10-16T15:37:42+00:00

Run or die or throw a dodo behind just run

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2018-10-15T12:12:27+00:00

He's the nightmare on elm st. version of Big Bird...

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2018-10-11T04:41:42+00:00

Charleze therizinosaurus fate of the furious reference

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2018-10-06T02:12:24+00:00

There is no escape from these things

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2018-09-28T21:05:37+00:00

Don't you just love it when your a noob on the server and you see one of these and you think it's passive so you go up and check it out and it guts ya and you run and run and you think you escaped so you turn around and it's right there.

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2018-09-25T06:20:55+00:00

Well My Raptor Die After it awke from uncious..(Never leave your Raptor within it)

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2018-09-24T00:21:52+00:00

I think there is something wrong with my game because I have a plain behind my house and a tickle chicken lives there I got close enough to pet it and it didn’t rape me

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2018-09-19T19:52:38+00:00

Lance that's a herbivore. No look at its claws and teath theres no way. Lance... Its a herbivore. *Feeds it berries and its tamed*... Wtf is life

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2018-09-16T01:54:11+00:00

Survivor 1: I need a dibosaur that can protect my week ones

Suvivor 2: over there's a tberinzinosaur, there pretty strong.

Survivor 1: hold my beer *walks over with bat, dead*

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2018-09-14T04:25:31+00:00

My friend and I once did 4hrs each taming a 150 just for it to attack a wild giga. Word of advice make sure your tames are on passive. RIP Thimmothy

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2018-08-28T21:03:10+00:00

Easy tame, just bring slingshot and narcos.

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2021-03-01T23:08:02+00:00

Me: Sees giant chicken)

Me: Mmmmmh...chicky nuggies....

Theiz: IM NAT A CHACKIN IAM A MUTONT DOADO

Me:me gonna have so much chicken (kills mutant dodo)

Me: Raw..MEAT!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

Sees dodo) POOLTREH

Dodo: Sqwak imma brontosaurus

Me: WHERE IS CHACKIN (Triggered)