Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Bow, ready. Slingshot, ready. Sword, ready. I was ready to tame this almighty beast. I brought my dodo with me. I held up my sword as I saw the beast. I took out my slingshot. I reached into my pocket for ammo. There was NO ammo! I THOUGHT THE SLINGSHOT WAS READY! OH DANG THE TICKLE CHICKEN SAW ME! Run! Oh, wait. THE BOW! I knocked that chicken out. Then I realized that I had no meat. I killed a raptor and gave it to the chicken. Then the basilik comes and kills me and the chicken! Oh what a shame.... I would of named it chicken If I tamed it.
More Therizinosaurus Funny Tips
If you find this thing RUN it took me out in two hits and completely demolished my home and murdered my raptor and my little otter cuddles please like to pay respects to my little cuddles kept me warm on the cold nights
If you see this thing it will kill you, your friends, your family, some guy down in Africa, and an alien on another planet.
Wanna know how to kill or get away from a Therizinosaurus? THER-IZNO WAY ππ
Wait wait wait... THIS THING EATS BERRIES?!?!??!!
Very powerful fighters, harvesters, and lovers. That last one was a joke cause they will kill everything you own without remorse.
The almighty tickle chicken!
When u get 50 prime and realize itβs a vegan Rex not a carnivoreππππππππ
Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too
Level up = jazz hands
if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run