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Bow, ready. Slingshot, ready. Sword, ready. I was ready to tame this almighty beast. I brought my dodo with me. I held up my sword as I saw the beast. I took out my slingshot. I reached into my pocket for ammo. There was NO ammo! I THOUGHT THE SLINGSHOT WAS READY! OH DANG THE TICKLE CHICKEN SAW ME! Run! Oh, wait. THE BOW! I knocked that chicken out. Then I realized that I had no meat. I killed a raptor and gave it to the chicken. Then the basilik comes and kills me and the chicken! Oh what a shame.... I would of named it chicken If I tamed it.

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