Bow, ready. Slingshot, ready. Sword, ready. I was ready to tame this almighty beast. I brought my dodo with me. I held up my sword as I saw the beast. I took out my slingshot. I reached into my pocket for ammo. There was NO ammo! I THOUGHT THE SLINGSHOT WAS READY! OH DANG THE TICKLE CHICKEN SAW ME! Run! Oh, wait. THE BOW! I knocked that chicken out. Then I realized that I had no meat. I killed a raptor and gave it to the chicken. Then the basilik comes and kills me and the chicken! Oh what a shame.... I would of named it chicken If I tamed it.
This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a fuck. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.