This BIRD killed me, my family, my car, 3 of my best dodo friends and my turtle named Lamborghini.
Therizinosaurus
The Therizinosaurus (or "Tickle Chicken") is a swift, clawed herbivore prized for its versatility. Its specialized strikes make it an exceptional resource gatherer, while its strength makes it a powerful combat mount.
Jokes and funny moments about the Therizinosaurus from ARK players.
He attac,
He protec,
He kill all who have tried to turn bac,
He wake up when you think he down,
He destroy all structures that he found,
He find all,
He destroy all.
If you don't have Megalosaurus kibble it's next favorite kibble is narcotics
DOES THIS THING UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF SOCIAL DISTANCING
You can search tickle chicken and it will pull this up.
They will haunt your dreams. Silent steps and long claws caressing your neck...
Roses are red Raptors can be blue this thing will turn you guts into goo
If you see one better run for your life, Better pray that you brought with you your knife.
If you lead it back to your house it will destroy it, like it’s a plain old mouse
When you leave, it…
Roses are red Raptors can be blue this thing will turn you guts into goo
If you see one better run for your life, Better pray that you brought with you your knife.
If you lead it back to your house it will destroy it, like it’s a plain old mouse
When you leave, it will kill all your tames, and you will come back with lots of pain
They’ll tickle you to death as you take your last breath, pray for help but your tribes all at rest
Thank you for reading please leave a like, and maybe next time you see one they’ll spare your life
Therisnohope. . . . . . . . . . . .
Spawn location: Your nightmares
Food of choice: Your soul
Also enjoys long walks on the beach and berry smoothies.
I was playing with my friend and he thought it was passive 18.7 seconds later his corpse sent flying into my wall and then. I died
If you see this thing, RUN. It does not care if you are homeless.
Beware! Legend says that Therizinosaur is the direct ascendant of Saitama, one swipe and your holy spirit leave your body, the earth, the universe. Up if you want to warn new players.
Just run. Don’t even think about looking at it…
My first few days, I found one, and thought it looked friendly.
Boy was I wrong
And this kids, this is why you level up stamina and speed.
Now we need a new pic for theri after tlc lol
Dodos first evolution= dodo
Dodos second evolution =terror bird
Dodos third evolution = therizinosaur
Say a male thri to do something to a female one and you will get a baby thri then grow it and tame another one female or male by what you get then say male one to do something then repeet
Dear Dododex:
I recently noticed that you have gotten rid of the following from the Therizino log: (Tickle Chicken)
I must ask you why, for this added information is VERY important to understanding this mystical creature. I do hope you read this and after reading this add…
Dear Dododex:
I recently noticed that you have gotten rid of the following from the Therizino log: (Tickle Chicken)
I must ask you why, for this added information is VERY important to understanding this mystical creature. I do hope you read this and after reading this add back in the beloved and useful extra bit of information.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
No one is safe
Not even you
I had one called big bird and where big bird went murder followed untill I was jumped by a bunch of raiders who killed me and ma big bird now I am planning vengeance for big bird my cute little tickle chicken one like = one respect for are hero big bird