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Tickle Chicken, Tickle Chicken, go Away

-a poem by Melon.sodaa_

Tickle chicken, tickle chicken, go away. Dont come back another day.

You’ve killed my carnos, raptors, and rexes too, what other forms of damage could you possibly do??

I dont what your girl scout cookies you dumb ghetto b****. Sometimes i just wish you would die in a ditch.

Im personally offended by your existence. Get out of here please, just keep your distance.

Tickle chicken, tickle chicken, Get out of my home. You are not welcome here, leave me alone.

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