Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 2 · Answer 1 · 2020-04-22T10:56:01+00:00

The almighty tickle chicken!!!

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2020-04-09T15:24:44+00:00

If you look at his face while he’s looking at you he smiles . . .

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2018-08-01T14:53:56+00:00

This docile creature just wants a hug. That’s how you tame it.

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2018-07-22T22:15:18+00:00

I remember when I was early game and tamed my first trike. I decided to explore a little because I needed crystal. On my way back home I was greeted by this thing. The rest was a blur.

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2018-07-05T20:31:46+00:00

It's Fine u got a little too close just get on your ptera go back to base just know there is a giant did I following u...

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2018-06-27T14:19:08+00:00

Edward scissor chicken 😂😂 scary things 😂😂

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2024-05-02T13:25:31+00:00

Me and my pets seeing a Therizino:

CHAAARGE!!! I kill them for the loot and treasures

they hide.

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2024-04-23T19:33:02+00:00

Don’t run pull out a shotgun and put 10tons of shrapnel in this thing head!

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2024-04-23T19:31:12+00:00

I hate these things more than spinos (a spino destroyed my work in progress base)

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2022-04-02T04:06:05+00:00

With those nails your better than barbies

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2022-04-01T18:37:48+00:00

Better pump up that movent speed, you'll need it!

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2022-04-01T01:51:46+00:00

Run run a way the chicken will get you 🐣🐥🐔

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2022-04-01T01:23:25+00:00

Wuy people call this tickle chicken I like tickle turkey more. ^ for tickle chicken down for tickle turkey.

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2022-03-30T15:26:48+00:00

Saddle unlocked at level 69

NICE

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2022-03-17T21:57:29+00:00

The things terrifying, attacks players, has huge claws coming out of it’s wings… AND ITS A HERBIVORE!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!,!,!!

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2022-03-13T16:13:55+00:00

You want KFC

You look for dodos

You hear a roar

You run for you dear life

You get slapped to rock

You look back

You see fat KFC

You are yeeted of your rock

You have died

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2022-03-05T04:55:03+00:00

When they level up they do funny little chicken dance

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2022-02-28T06:44:36+00:00

THIS IS A DODO DOSENT EAT BERRIS EATS ALL YOUR NARCOTIC

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2022-02-19T10:36:51+00:00

My level 21 Hardcore Brutal got a Theriz saddle trough presents in Singleplayer :D pro tip! Save game before claiming present, then claim it, if u don’t like the item, reload the save file till you get something good.

You can use the two extra save files in case you get something you might want, but still want to try to get better items ^_^

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2022-02-17T16:54:15+00:00

me: just minding my own business with carbonemys

therazinosaur: pops out of plain sight 2 sec later after reaching island

us: oh sh*t