Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me when i see one and I’ve chugged 30 cans of monster energy and enough caffeine to make me high: you dare approach me meer mortal? I am the anti christ embrace the devil as I fill you with holes and cut off your *turns head 360 degrees*
( rapid fire ascendant assault rifle + titanasours marching)
It was a cold winters night I was cooking some fish for my little animals, then suddenly a large and heavy stomp was brought to my attention...so I checked outside (I wasn’t wearing pants) and stood in the moon light was a giant monster of a bird with huge claws grabbed my behind and had a little fiddle...don't go near this animal at all and definitely without pants on or cover of some kind.