Me on first encounter: Ohhh look! A What'sits cool dino! Wait, is it targetting m- *dies from two slashes and a short fall off cliff*

Me when first tamed one: YES! Let's go! *forgotten all about the 50 biotoxins and 60-ish savoroots that it consumed and wants to try again*

Me when trying again: Oh Wait there's a raptor, better kill it before it touches my therizi- *raptor bites twice, my Rex bites raptor once, theriz caught in crossfire...* You know what I give up...these things can't even be ridden until much later anyway..

Umm I’m a level 20 and I got a blueprint for it I kinda wanna go look for it and tame it and also I did not know it ate berries looks vicious

ARK Mobile: You have entered a dangerous area!

Me: Oh that Therizinosaur? I have a Crossbow (with tranq arrows) and Mejoberries. Watch me be become the dangerous area

To escape them bola your friend and run as that only buys you about 4 seconds max

Thez don’t care what you think about them all they want to do is slice you up and they love to slice you up

Me and my cuz was playing ark and we ran into iris thing and he distros us.I mean it will break your hart and he put all animals to kill it but thay died and it camped in the water the funny and sad part is we let one of the turtle Rom around and we fout it and I wished on Academy and the turtle shows we laugh

If you see this thing don’t pet run

If you see a theri u bash it with an sword AND RUN AWAY IMMEDIATELY

Me kills a dilo

Therizinosaurus behind me.

Omauh mu shind a u

Me: Nani!?

Tickle chicken: ha ha ima brake your wall!

Me: no not today bro.

Sling shot dose heavy damage to head. Yay.

Everything was happy until I glitched inside it,

Me : *sees Theri*

Also me : tHeSe ShOuLd Be iN JuRaSsIc WoRLd!!

Someone bola me, I wanna die plz

It was a cold winters night I was cooking some fish for my little animals, then suddenly a large and heavy stomp was brought to my attention...so I checked outside (I wasn’t wearing pants) and stood in the moon light was a giant monster of a bird with huge claws grabbed my behind and had a little fiddle...don't go near this animal at all and definitely without pants on or cover of some kind.

I’m gonna sing

Theri! Aw man!

So way back in the ark

The almighty tickle chicken!!!

If you look at his face while he’s looking at you he smiles . . .

It's a mantis but fatter. A HELPFUL TIP NEEDS MORE WORDS

Don’t scroll down

Oh you did

Hi

Guess what

I just wasted your time :3

Bye

Why are u still here?

Anyway bye now

I actually thought this was a raptor, tried to bola it, died and he still managed to kill my raptor, dilofosaur and parasaur

With those nails your better than barbies