I had one called big bird and where big bird went murder followed untill I was jumped by a bunch of raiders who killed me and ma big bird now I am planning vengeance for big bird my cute little tickle chicken one like = one respect for are hero big bird

if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run

The almighty tickle chicken!

Me plays ark for the first time getting chased by dilophasurus runs into this thing and says “Big bird save me! “ Therizinosaurus “nope”
You got killed by a level 3 Therizinosaurus

Survivor: sees a therizino running at them
Hears coffin dance music

Me: is taming this guy

Also me: doesn’t give it narcs for 2 seconds

The therizino: ima head out

Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too

Level up = jazz hands

He attac,
He protec,
He kill all who have tried to turn bac,
He wake up when you think he down,
He destroy all structures that he found,
He find all,
He destroy all.

This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a f***. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.