Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Roses are red Raptors can be blue this thing will turn you guts into goo
If you see one better run for your life, Better pray that you brought with you your knife.
If you lead it back to your house it will destroy it, like it’s a plain old mouse
When you leave, it will kill all your tames, and you will come back with lots of pain
They’ll tickle you to death as you take your last breath, pray for help but your tribes all at rest
Thank you for reading please leave a like, and maybe next time you see one they’ll spare your life
As the Tickle Chicken came closer to my flimsy thatch base, I felt true fear. I looked at my spear, knowing if I fought this Terror Chicken, I would die, a lot. But despite this, I crafted more spears, because they always break when you need them not to. Ready for battle and death, I stood in the doorway, watching as the Bane of Noobs drawing closer. Suddenly, it stopped, just out of aggro range, and stood. We looked into each other's eyes for what seemed like an eternity, then it left. As it walked back to the jungle that spawned it, it looked back. our eyes met once again, and suddenly, I knew, we both knew, it was my destiny to tame it. I nodded, showing I understood, and the Raptor Slicer nodded back, resuming it's journey.
Don't fuck with the Therizinosaurus.