Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Roses are red Raptors can be blue this thing will turn you guts into goo
If you see one better run for your life, Better pray that you brought with you your knife.
If you lead it back to your house it will destroy it, like it’s a plain old mouse
When you leave, it will kill all your tames, and you will come back with lots of pain
They’ll tickle you to death as you take your last breath, pray for help but your tribes all at rest
Thank you for reading please leave a like, and maybe next time you see one they’ll spare your life
As the Tickle Chicken came closer to my flimsy thatch base, I felt true fear. I looked at my spear, knowing if I fought this Terror Chicken, I would die, a lot. But despite this, I crafted more spears, because they always break when you need them not to. Ready for battle and death, I stood in the doorway, watching as the Bane of Noobs drawing closer. Suddenly, it stopped, just out of aggro range, and stood. We looked into each other's eyes for what seemed like an eternity, then it left. As it walked back to the jungle that spawned it, it looked back. our eyes met once again, and suddenly, I knew, we both knew, it was my destiny to tame it. I nodded, showing I understood, and the Raptor Slicer nodded back, resuming it's journey.
Don't fuck with the Therizinosaurus.
Dear Dododex:
I recently noticed that you have gotten rid of the following from the Therizino log: (Tickle Chicken)
I must ask you why, for this added information is VERY important to understanding this mystical creature. I do hope you read this and after reading this add back in the beloved and useful extra bit of information.
Warning! These guys cause a serious glitch. If one gets in your base when you aren't there, every dino you own will disappear. I'm not sure if they fall through the map or what happens.
EDIT: Further testing shows that you can be there, you just can't be looking. Be real careful of these guys. I've lost so many gigas.
Tickle Chicken, Tickle Chicken, go Away
-a poem by Melon.sodaa_
Tickle chicken, tickle chicken, go away. Dont come back another day.
You’ve killed my carnos, raptors, and rexes too, what other forms of damage could you possibly do??
I dont what your girl scout cookies you dumb ghetto b****. Sometimes i just wish you would die in a ditch.
Im personally offended by your existence. Get out of here please, just keep your distance.
Tickle chicken, tickle chicken, Get out of my home. You are not welcome here, leave me alone.
I've... Lost so many.... good men and dinos have died, I've at least lost 10 rexes and it has pillaged our village, killed our children, done unspeakable acts to our women. And now... We've finally knocked it out, it will be our ultimate weapon, these men didn't die in vai- OH SHIT ITS AWAKE FUCKING RUN