Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies
Roses are red Raptors can be blue this thing will turn you guts into goo
If you see one better run for your life, Better pray that you brought with you your knife.
If you lead it back to your house it will destroy it, like itβs a plain old mouse
When you leave, it will kill all your tames, and you will come back with lots of pain
Theyβll tickle you to death as you take your last breath, pray for help but your tribes all at rest
Thank you for reading please leave a like, and maybe next time you see one theyβll spare your life
If you see one better run for your life, Better pray that you brought with you your knife.
If you lead it back to your house it will destroy it, like itβs a plain old mouse
When you leave, it will kill all your tames, and you will come back with lots of pain
Theyβll tickle you to death as you take your last breath, pray for help but your tribes all at rest
Thank you for reading please leave a like, and maybe next time you see one theyβll spare your life
More Therizinosaurus Funny Tips
I Said HI then he was my buddy we ran across the meadow then a trike rammed it. NOT a true story just for laughs by: LONE WOLF
Yeetus cleetus i hope this thing commits self deleteus
A poem by: Unknown- LONE WOLF. Roses are red violets are blue that long clawed thing will break you. Hope you liked it!
Welp I was building my home When i Was finished with my thatch home i decided to hunt. Thats when danger happened i saw a bird like animal i walked up to it and punched it although that was very stupid Heh.. then died in one hit. Now I'm at level 50 and i crafted a rifle and killed it well at least he didn't kill me that time!
if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run
The almighty tickle chicken!
Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too
Level up = jazz hands
He attac,
He protec,
He kill all who have tried to turn bac,
He wake up when you think he down,
He destroy all structures that he found,
He find all,
He destroy all.
He protec,
He kill all who have tried to turn bac,
He wake up when you think he down,
He destroy all structures that he found,
He find all,
He destroy all.
This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a f***. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.
