Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Roses are red Raptors can be blue this thing will turn you guts into goo
If you see one better run for your life, Better pray that you brought with you your knife.
If you lead it back to your house it will destroy it, like it’s a plain old mouse
When you leave, it will kill all your tames, and you will come back with lots of pain
They’ll tickle you to death as you take your last breath, pray for help but your tribes all at rest
Thank you for reading please leave a like, and maybe next time you see one they’ll spare your life
Dear Dododex:
I recently noticed that you have gotten rid of the following from the Therizino log: (Tickle Chicken)
I must ask you why, for this added information is VERY important to understanding this mystical creature. I do hope you read this and after reading this add back in the beloved and useful extra bit of information.
Warning! These guys cause a serious glitch. If one gets in your base when you aren't there, every dino you own will disappear. I'm not sure if they fall through the map or what happens.
EDIT: Further testing shows that you can be there, you just can't be looking. Be real careful of these guys. I've lost so many gigas.
Tickle Chicken, Tickle Chicken, go Away
-a poem by Melon.sodaa_
Tickle chicken, tickle chicken, go away. Dont come back another day.
You’ve killed my carnos, raptors, and rexes too, what other forms of damage could you possibly do??
I dont what your girl scout cookies you dumb ghetto b****. Sometimes i just wish you would die in a ditch.
Im personally offended by your existence. Get out of here please, just keep your distance.
Tickle chicken, tickle chicken, Get out of my home. You are not welcome here, leave me alone.