Devil: can I make just one thing?

God: ok fine

Devil: I present tickle chicken of death

God: what have I done

I was level 70 making a wooden base on a pvp server ( I QUITED ON THE SERVER OK?!? THATS WHY I WAS MAKING A WOODEN ONE) Then these level 10 players brought a Theri over here and it killed my carno and raptor and igundon, then the levels 10 somehow beat me up with Spears, and slingshots, and I had guns and a pike

For some reason me and my Argy were leveling up then this thing pops up keep in mind I was at level 67 and I saw the saddle but I wanted to take it and guess what... Ya guessed it I got slapped and died but for SOME apparental reason my Argy was hunting with it and when I whistled it to come follow me the theri slapped my Argy and knocked him out arrow = 1 gravestone for my Argy

He protec

He attac

But most importantly:

He tickle your back

Me: sees theri near my house

Also me: It’s not free real estate

i do not fear the tickle chicken. my spinos of levels 15 and 16 will inhale them.

So i was farming meat on my bary then i see a female theri i make a trap i tame it

next thing ya know a male is around i tame it then i make a army

Me:taming rap

Also me:ha nothing can beat me near my base

Their:u sure

Me:yes

Their:hold my beer trik

"I hate you"

-Every Ark player ever

I never cut my nails if not forced too but I think this chicken has a lot in common with me ,?

And it should always be named tickles.

-pro27king28

Here’s a tip: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE THEY WILL CHASE YOU TILL THE END OF THE UNIVERSE

It's turnkey tron 8000 made to kill any human in contact or being attacked first

So I have hatched and grown up a their egg, and I hatched another on, expecting to get one, but now I have to care for three more!😂😂😂😂😂

This is the almighty and most powerful dodo

Therizino and trike talking

Therizino: hey have you heard of the newcomer recently,

Trike: yea but he is just doing his thing, not tryna kill any of us

Survivor walks into scene

Therizino: crap there he is! Oh no he beating up a tree

Trike: no I think he is trying to do something big brain, I heard him talking with another one saying they had to build something called a house?

Therizino: I dunno man, looks kinda sus to me

Survivor starts killing dilos

Therizino NO YOU SICKO DONT TOUCH THOSE PRECIOUS CREATURES

Trike: so what if he does they end up killing paras, dodos and pteranodons

Survivor kills dodos

Trike: not my problem

Therizino: YOU DARE INAULT ME BY MURDERING CLIVE THE FITH! OH YOU HAVE DONE IT NOW FOOL

GET OVER HERE NOW BASTARD, I GOTTA TEACH YOU A DAMN LESSON

This is what happens when a dodo and a carno get drunk together

You've been hit by

You've been struck by

A smooth therizino

Beware they will avenge their little brothers and sisters also known as the common dodo

I first started I was on the beach and of in the distance i see on of these with a raptor I ran so fast I nearly broke my controller

If you are a low level and you meet therizino remember Ther Iz No way to escape from them