I have exactly 1 tickle chicken. She is a monster. She was a nightmare to tame and will murder my enemies with a level of prejudice the human mind cannot fathom. I want to get her a boyfriend so they can make blasphemous babies together to match my growing t rex army. 4/10 would tame again because I like tickle chickens and my own misery.

evil chicken that forgot to cut it’s nails I mean those things are nasty

If you wanna tame these nightmares of a chicken then prepare to never find a decent level one. At the beginning of ASA I was playing day 1 on some random official server. Progress was slow but it was there and by late day 3 me and my uncle had set up a modest stone base on the beach with a high level trike, decent raptor, and a few dodos we had planned to force to lay eggs for basic kibble.

The following day we logged on after getting our base up just to find we had both died and our beds weren’t there. We respawned near where the base had been since it was close to one of the starter areas just to find that all that had been spared was a few stone foundations but our loot had been destroyed, our Dino’s were dead, and a tickle chicken lurked only a few feet from it all. We checked our tribe logs to find that the theri had done it all and was a level 145 but I couldn’t even take the time to morn the situation before being brutalized by this monster.

Shortly after we had a metal base in a decent spot, a few important tames like anky’s, dodics, yutis for kibble, and a buster breeding line of tickle chickens who we forced to breed with their children and mutate to the point of being a pile of mush and destruction that could solo a decent level giga or carcho and destroyed bosses in record time.

I had finally had my revenge but not without spending 8 actual hours of my life to find a single high level theri that ended up being a very high melee roll and settling for a high hp roll on a different one my uncle suffered to find.

Fear the tickle chicken

When I was a noob, these things terrorized me. Hehe good times…. NOW I TERRORIZE THEM WITH MY GIGA

He protec

He attac

But most importantly:

He tickle your back

Me: sees theri near my house

Also me: It’s not free real estate

"I hate you"

-Every Ark player ever

If one of these things are chasing you run to the water and swim a little deep and then they can’t get you and it will leave you alone. Then it can’t hug you try it 😅

I like ark, you like ark also

Messing around with one in a pvp and bringing 4 more to an admin base was a big no no.

You have been warned, the theri in all its speed will kill you indeed

When I wake up at 3:00 am I see this man tickling my toes

-dragontamer0986

So i was farming meat on my bary then i see a female theri i make a trap i tame it

next thing ya know a male is around i tame it then i make a army

Me:taming rap

Also me:ha nothing can beat me near my base

Their:u sure

Me:yes

Their:hold my beer trik

Beware they will avenge their little brothers and sisters also known as the common dodo

I first started I was on the beach and of in the distance i see on of these with a raptor I ran so fast I nearly broke my controller

For some reason me and my Argy were leveling up then this thing pops up keep in mind I was at level 67 and I saw the saddle but I wanted to take it and guess what... Ya guessed it I got slapped and died but for SOME apparental reason my Argy was hunting with it and when I whistled it to come follow me the theri slapped my Argy and knocked him out arrow = 1 gravestone for my Argy

So I have hatched and grown up a their egg, and I hatched another on, expecting to get one, but now I have to care for three more!😂😂😂😂😂

This is the almighty and most powerful dodo

Therizino and trike talking

Therizino: hey have you heard of the newcomer recently,

Trike: yea but he is just doing his thing, not tryna kill any of us

Survivor walks into scene

Therizino: crap there he is! Oh no he beating up a tree

Trike: no I think he is trying to do something big brain, I heard him talking with another one saying they had to build something called a house?

Therizino: I dunno man, looks kinda sus to me

Survivor starts killing dilos

Therizino NO YOU SICKO DONT TOUCH THOSE PRECIOUS CREATURES

Trike: so what if he does they end up killing paras, dodos and pteranodons

Survivor kills dodos

Trike: not my problem

Therizino: YOU DARE INAULT ME BY MURDERING CLIVE THE FITH! OH YOU HAVE DONE IT NOW FOOL

GET OVER HERE NOW BASTARD, I GOTTA TEACH YOU A DAMN LESSON

This is what happens when a dodo and a carno get drunk together

You've been hit by

You've been struck by

A smooth therizino