When I was a noob, these things terrorized me. Hehe good times…. NOW I TERRORIZE THEM WITH MY GIGA

If Edward Scissorhands was a dino

Long nail Karen! it's very hard to avoid them. They think you're a manager!

He attac

He protect

But most importantly

He like ur cut g

The jazz hands are so cute, level it and trust me. ❤️

if U have tamed one and u level it up it does a little dance and at the end it does jazz hands.

These things are always stuck on something and they scare the heck outta me when they agro

If one of these things are chasing you run to the water and swim a little deep and then they can’t get you and it will leave you alone. Then it can’t hug you try it 😅

Tintoberries are red

Auzulberries are blue

When you are not looking

It is right behind you

Stimberries are white

Narcoberries are black

When you die

It will come back

Mejoberries are purple

Amarberris are yellow

You think it’s kind

But it’s the opposite of mellow

:)

My grandmothers last words were “the family will love this Thanksgiving turkey”The same thing with my mom

Pros/Experienced Players: I have 6 of these guys and used rockarrots and soothing balm for every single one and all of their saddles are ascendant tier and they are all level 250!

(Meanwhile a new player at level 7 who didnt put levels into movement speed finds one and gets sent running for the hills)

He saw he came he conquered

Also pro tip there is no way stop him

No idea, why people are so scared of this thing, its very simple to tame one as well, simply build a stone trap and use tranq darts or tranq arrows to knock it out, now shove mejoberries up its ass, enjoy your new slave. (also theres a setting to increase the amount of torpor wild dinos get)

Ark when creating the giant chicken: alright, let’s make a giant chicken! Make it have claws! Make it creepy! Make it so creepy that the way it walks seems creepy! Make it one shot players and there tames! Make it the perfect harvester! Make it so scary that you don’t want to tame it! And make it’s saddle unlock at lvl 67! And let’s give it a name that no one can pronounce! And let’s pretend it didn’t exist in real life….

If u see this things it’s a chicken hug da chicken

Life of a unlucky man: wakes up on a beach sees a giant turkey runs at it to kill it for some turkey see the razor claws but is has seen him HOLY SHIT RUN!!!!!!!!! Ten day later it is back with friends it always comes back to curse in your face

Freaking mega evolved turkeys. Tamed a para, a stego, and a peteradon. One of these came up and bye bye dinos

For a tickler, Heres what youll need! Nothing cause as soon as you seen one it will cut you into 4 and make you into a human sushi meal

Sincerly, Navood

I like ark, you like ark also

Messing around with one in a pvp and bringing 4 more to an admin base was a big no no.

You have been warned, the theri in all its speed will kill you indeed

When I wake up at 3:00 am I see this man tickling my toes

-dragontamer0986