Therizino and trike talking
Therizino: hey have you heard of the newcomer recently,
Trike: yea but he is just doing his thing, not tryna kill any of us
Survivor walks into scene
Therizino: crap there he is! Oh no he beating up a tree
Trike: no I think he is trying to do something big brain, I heard him talking with another one saying they had to build something called a house?
Therizino: I dunno man, looks kinda sus to me
Survivor starts killing dilos
Therizino NO YOU SICKO DONT TOUCH THOSE PRECIOUS CREATURES
Trike: so what if he does they end up killing paras, dodos and pteranodons
Survivor kills dodos
Trike: not my problem
Therizino: YOU DARE INAULT ME BY MURDERING CLIVE THE FITH! OH YOU HAVE DONE IT NOW FOOL
GET OVER HERE NOW BASTARD, I GOTTA TEACH YOU A DAMN LESSON
The almighty tickle chicken!
if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run
Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too
Beware! Legend says that Therizinosaur is the direct ascendant of Saitama, one swipe and your holy spirit leave your body, the earth, the universe. Up if you want to warn new players.
Level up = jazz hands
But Most Importantly
He kill all your dinos
and never look bac
This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a f***. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.
These things are like gehtto girls with fake nails. If you don't get too close you'll be fine. If you do... God help you.
He kill all who have tried to turn bac,
He wake up when you think he down,
He destroy all structures that he found,
He find all,
He destroy all.