Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Therizino and trike talking
Therizino: hey have you heard of the newcomer recently,
Trike: yea but he is just doing his thing, not tryna kill any of us
Survivor walks into scene
Therizino: crap there he is! Oh no he beating up a tree
Trike: no I think he is trying to do something big brain, I heard him talking with another one saying they had to build something called a house?
Therizino: I dunno man, looks kinda sus to me
Survivor starts killing dilos
Therizino NO YOU SICKO DONT TOUCH THOSE PRECIOUS CREATURES
Trike: so what if he does they end up killing paras, dodos and pteranodons
Survivor kills dodos
Trike: not my problem
Therizino: YOU DARE INAULT ME BY MURDERING CLIVE THE FITH! OH YOU HAVE DONE IT NOW FOOL
GET OVER HERE NOW BASTARD, I GOTTA TEACH YOU A DAMN LESSON
More Therizinosaurus Funny Tips
If you find this thing RUN it took me out in two hits and completely demolished my home and murdered my raptor and my little otter cuddles please like to pay respects to my little cuddles kept me warm on the cold nights
If you see this thing it will kill you, your friends, your family, some guy down in Africa, and an alien on another planet.
Wanna know how to kill or get away from a Therizinosaurus? THER-IZNO WAY ππ
Wait wait wait... THIS THING EATS BERRIES?!?!??!!
Very powerful fighters, harvesters, and lovers. That last one was a joke cause they will kill everything you own without remorse.
The almighty tickle chicken!
When u get 50 prime and realize itβs a vegan Rex not a carnivoreππππππππ
Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too
Level up = jazz hands
if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run