Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
The tickle chicken, in my first try at a server i picked the best location for a base. It was the tickle chicken breeding ground. Almost evey time i logged on i was dead along with half my dinos, one time i gave up and went on an expedition to find a new location. I was runnig along the beach and killing every dodo in sight, and thats when it. There was one following me all the way down the beach right toward an egg. A TICKLE CHICKEN EGG!! I got it and ran. And exactly as a expected i didnt even get... whats a good distance measurement for ark? Oh! i didnt even get two fountations before he two shot me. And thus i began my life long conquest to get a super predator and pump every level into melee and WIPE OUT ALL TICKLE CHICKENS!!
I love these things, I don’t know why I find them cute, after reading that they are herbivores and only eat berries I got up to one and look at it. Long story short he two shot me
Is it just me or do these things remind me of girls with long plastic fake nails lol
Best Dino ever