
What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
The story starts
As I woke up and thought that I should gather some materials and upgrade my house suddenly I saw the warning on the top right 'you have entered a dangerous area' I thought it was due to raptors that were roaming around my house for 2-3 days
I opened my door and saw this thing fighting with raptors. He killed them and moved away then as a noob player I went to his backside quietly to know only his name this guy sees me (me who is also looking at him)
Then he roared . I started to run as Fast as I could after running a distance he was just behind me and killed me in just one punch .
Remember
Keep a distance
Must have a good speed and stamina otherwise say hello to your death
Therizinosaurus Aka the Tickle Chicken.
Size: About medium sized
Speed: Faster than you are
Diet: The souls of the innocent
Habitat: Anywhere and everywhere especially right behind you
Attacks: Everything
Hobbies: Hunting you down, destroying your base, being the most terrifying monopoly opponent of all time, and killing all of your tames
More: Run! Swim! Fly! Don’t even read this!!! Will destroy everything and anything!!!! Will wait for you at your base!!!! Just don’t!!!!!
Once I had a little thatch house and a moschops I was very happy but one day I had this bugger visit my house I was terrified and hid inside but it started to smash my house down and killed me.once I came back from the beach I just got over the hill to see it killing my moschops! But I did the smart thing and hid and I built my house when it left but it came back!!!and smashed my house again! This happened over and over again until I moved house.Avoid at all costs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!