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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
The story starts
As I woke up and thought that I should gather some materials and upgrade my house suddenly I saw the warning on the top right 'you have entered a dangerous area' I thought it was due to raptors that were roaming around my house for 2-3 days
I opened my door and saw this thing fighting with raptors. He killed them and moved away then as a noob player I went to his backside quietly to know only his name this guy sees me (me who is also looking at him)
Then he roared . I started to run as Fast as I could after running a distance he was just behind me and killed me in just one punch .
Remember
Keep a distance
Must have a good speed and stamina otherwise say hello to your death
Once I had a little thatch house and a moschops I was very happy but one day I had this bugger visit my house I was terrified and hid inside but it started to smash my house down and killed me.once I came back from the beach I just got over the hill to see it killing my moschops! But I did the smart thing and hid and I built my house when it left but it came back!!!and smashed my house again! This happened over and over again until I moved house.Avoid at all costs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m a wonder around using a cheat to play is this and scare the heck out of my brother so what I’m gonna do is this step one turn into this tickle chicken step two walk around doing anything A normal tickle chicken would do all but one thing Agression step three walk around and let a bunch of people punch you, and do nothing about it just keep walking step four As the people punch you to get your torpor, to go hyper run away from them, run back and kill them all step five laugh at them, saying you got them. You got them real good step six laugh over and over and over again as you do this again.