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The tickle chicken, in my first try at a server i picked the best location for a base. It was the tickle chicken breeding ground. Almost evey time i logged on i was dead along with half my dinos, one time i gave up and went on an expedition to find a new location. I was runnig along the beach and killing every dodo in sight, and thats when it. There was one following me all the way down the beach right toward an egg. A TICKLE CHICKEN EGG!! I got it and ran. And exactly as a expected i didnt even get... whats a good distance measurement for ark? Oh! i didnt even get two fountations before he two shot me. And thus i began my life long conquest to get a super predator and pump every level into melee and WIPE OUT ALL TICKLE CHICKENS!!

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