Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
The tickle chicken, in my first try at a server i picked the best location for a base. It was the tickle chicken breeding ground. Almost evey time i logged on i was dead along with half my dinos, one time i gave up and went on an expedition to find a new location. I was runnig along the beach and killing every dodo in sight, and thats when it. There was one following me all the way down the beach right toward an egg. A TICKLE CHICKEN EGG!! I got it and ran. And exactly as a expected i didnt even get... whats a good distance measurement for ark? Oh! i didnt even get two fountations before he two shot me. And thus i began my life long conquest to get a super predator and pump every level into melee and WIPE OUT ALL TICKLE CHICKENS!!
I love these things, I don’t know why I find them cute, after reading that they are herbivores and only eat berries I got up to one and look at it. Long story short he two shot me
Is it just me or do these things remind me of girls with long plastic fake nails lol
Best Dino ever
If you wanna tame these nightmares of a chicken then prepare to never find a decent level one. At the beginning of ASA I was playing day 1 on some random official server. Progress was slow but it was there and by late day 3 me and my uncle had set up a modest stone base on the beach with a high level trike, decent raptor, and a few dodos we had planned to force to lay eggs for basic kibble.
The following day we logged on after getting our base up just to find we had both died and our beds weren’t there. We respawned near where the base had been since it was close to one of the starter areas just to find that all that had been spared was a few stone foundations but our loot had been destroyed, our Dino’s were dead, and a tickle chicken lurked only a few feet from it all. We checked our tribe logs to find that the theri had done it all and was a level 145 but I couldn’t even take the time to morn the situation before being brutalized by this monster.
Shortly after we had a metal base in a decent spot, a few important tames like anky’s, dodics, yutis for kibble, and a buster breeding line of tickle chickens who we forced to breed with their children and mutate to the point of being a pile of mush and destruction that could solo a decent level giga or carcho and destroyed bosses in record time.
I had finally had my revenge but not without spending 8 actual hours of my life to find a single high level theri that ended up being a very high melee roll and settling for a high hp roll on a different one my uncle suffered to find.
Fear the tickle chicken