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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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A cat in Astraeos
CHAPTER 2: THE SOUND:
The thunder had stopped. A large branch lay on the ground under the tree and under the branch lay the little kitten. It slowly opened its eyes and squeezed out. It looked around confused. Something had changed. There was nothing different about the forest besides the broken branch. The kitten could easily see that because it had been in the forest many times since it was born. The kitten thought for a long time. But then it discovered something. Its thoughts were completely different and no longer in cat language. It looked at its right paw. There was nothing. Then it lifted its left paw and looked at it. And there it saw a strange blue crystal of some kind stuck in the skin of the little kitten. The kitten looked at it confused and tried to lick it off. But it was stuck in its paw. It tried to bite and lick the crystal as much as it could but it was just stuck. Finally it gave up trying to get it off its paw and it put its paw down on the ground again. It sat down and looked around sadly. "What is this?" said the kitten. The kitten was shocked by the words that came out of its mouth. "So i can talk now?" said the kitten to itself. "But now that i can talk, shouldn't i also give myself a name?" said the kitten. "Hmmm..." said the kitten and thought. It thought for a long time but finally said: "Now i know what my name should be! I'm going to to be called Twix!". The little kitten who was now called Twix was happy with her new name. She sat for a moment and looked. Then a strange sound was heard from inside the forest. It sounded like a roar. Twix looked in the direction the sound came from. Then she decided to follow the sound and see what it was. She ran into the forest towards the sound at high speed.
Thanks for reading! Chapter 3 coming later!
-GoldenKitsune
Smeagle/gollem
Tentai
If you wanna tame the big guy, first locate a paracer and lure it away from the swamp, then find a flat terrain and build a trap. (Using 3 stone gateways) Then place a large bear trap in the middle and lead the paracer into the trap, when it's trapped, close off the trap with the final stone gateway. Then start shooting tranq arrows or darts at it's head. When it is knocked out, feed it berries or Superior kibble. This creature's torpor drops fast so put narcotics or narcoberries in it's inventory. When it's tamed, congratulations, you tamed a paracer!
You can also try to run away and shoot like you would do with a bronto but it's more risky as paracers are faster than brontos.
Pussy, because... LOOK AT IT
Bola them! 100x easier and they don't yeet away into the sunset mid ko
I dare you to raise one!! They are savage if you got two high lvl parents (about lvl 140ish) and you get imprinting on it. The thing will become an adult with about 230% melee and basically one chomp any bronto!!! But on the down side you loose your job and your girlfriend
A creature feature
When you encounter a Giga you die
On mobile it chooses a new craving directly after you feed a craving to your dino similar to imprinting, but you wont see it until the cravings cooldown is up.
This means if you are save scumming to get better cravings you should do it before you feed a craving to your dino, then after you feed it wont tell you the next craving so you need to wait until the cooldown timer is up, then if you get a bad craving you need to download and wait out the cravings timer again.
this also applies to the first craving you need to save before your dino dies instead of before the first craving timer ends if you want to roll a new first craving
If you save seconds before the cravings timer is up, you will get the same craving every time you download your save.
Depths of darkness.. part one.. The air was sort of weird fungus all around too. Then a quake happened dropping wood,gems,stone, and more. Jake had picked one stone up and grabbed wood and some fibers to make a weapon, the hammer a stronger thing than a club then hit a parasaur hard making it fall unconscious so Jake had fed it a few berries. “Hmm I’m gonna name you glow stick,” he said since everything was glowing . Then there was a new creature , some angler fish dog? Then it devoured his mushrooms Jake had in his pocket. “W..what?” Then it climbed to his shoulder. Jake had been at a structure that looked like a portal . Then soon a snake way bigger than a Titania tried to eat him. So Jake proceeded to fight , he tied a rope on its neck and rode it. Then he tightened it so my ch that its head popped off. That’s part one! Next part will be in megalo
If they have the bug buff, they will become aggressive and start attacking everything.
Since they are an apex predator, that means they will attack anything that a rex can attack, including brontos and mammoths.
Fun fact: on old ark mobile rexes were able to damage carnos and sometimes attacked them as prey, but now on ultimate mobile edition theyre best friends
On old ark mobile: theris and dilos are mortal enemies, you'll see them fighting each other every once in a while
On ultimate mobile edition: theyre best friends :)
The legend of Rockwell The islands skies were normal , yet he had been mad at Helena for studying the obelisk without him, but that was before now he was at a control panel of the island fighting with Helena and out of anything they ended up in a desert , a bloody desert Helena … Soon after arriving he was imprisoned and had to deliver a baby but soon he made it out alive but his fascination with element grew… or as he said edmundium or something and that hadn’t been it he went to an obelisk and found Helena and they chose aberration. A broken ark, No overseer awaiting a replacement. They had joined the tek tribe, a massive group of strong people and he had them get element for his experiments until, he took a light pet and put liquid element inside until someone came back and put it out of its misery. That only made him go mad though , he thought if he had his own ark he would be a god… A god…So he injected himself and then over speakers they heard screams about Rockwell… and he was killing them all. He claimed if he died he could rebuild himself again, stronger , and smarter, advancing over cycles , perfecting.. until you came along you destroyed him and saved earth until… Genisis … Rockwell made it onto the ship making people and creatures his own slaves and he was that vessel and his last words were “Helena, I’m afraid..” he would feel defeated and he wanted to find a way out of this yet it was too late. “Helena I’ll find a way out of this I will!” “Shh, it’s too late for that..” And that’s the true story of Rockwell A true tragedy yet depressing-