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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the tapejara? Funny tapejara jokes submitted by ARK players.
I killed a Bronto with this in my solo world. I have no idea if that is supposed to happen but it did. After I killed a Bronto I though maybe it could take the ALPHA REX that had been terrorizing me but it ended up killing my brother which was in the passenger seat. Please don’t laugh at my foolishness. BTW I am cool person sexy man
HEY LOOK IS THERE A QUETZAL
Oh waaait it’s not..
Oh getting electrocuted
Red obelisk nothin’ still
Hey lewk it’s a quetz! Wait no it’s TAAPE
HEY LOOK THERES A GREEN OBELISK
Quetz in le red wewd lookin’ for a baaase
Wait there’s a giga so naice!!
Oh lewk we were ded in da first place
>Quetz by, Hayden<
>why did I make this..<
Tried telling my friend ark shooting physics are weird while taming a quetz and to let me do it. But he said no so we tried to tame the quetzal and he knocks me out in a swamp. Funny thing tho is when he landed, a Kaprosuchus grabbed him and somehow I was spared by the ark gods.😂😂🤣