Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I wanted to take an egg and just let it chase me but before I got the egg I litter a supply crate then picked up the egg the stego was right there but I was carry too heavy loot and it just whipped my a*s as I walked to my icthyasaurous๐ฅฒ
More Stegosaurus Funny Tips
I am a stegosaurus.
I am a stegosaurus! If you get that joke your now my friend
Why oh why my useless tool,
Does it take 105 sarcos to make you drool,
To eat and eat till my eyes bleed pixels,
So much required, for so very little...
Me at level 24: I tamed an ankylosaur, this should be easy. Five minutes later :HOW ARE YOU NOT ASLEEP, I shot you with Tranq arrows like ten times, I REGRET MY DECISION!!!!!!
I AM A STEGOSAURUS
Me: *sees bronto*
My friend: hey look it's a-
The bronto: I AM A STEGOSAURUS
Trike: Who are you?
Stego: Iโm you but better.
I am a steg-O-saurus
Ok Iโll leave
I have a level 176 stego named Fred. He has friends in high places. Fred got one of his buds to kill my friendโs baby giga and destroy his air conditioners on his single player server. That friend insulted stegosauruses right to Fredโs face. Fred is the master of all stegos. If you have ever been killed by a stego, it was Fredโs doing. If a stego ever killed your tame, it was on Fredโs order. You cannot escape Fred. He is inevitable. I would end with *snap* except stegos donโt have opposable thumbs.
carno: oo a human to murder, only one stego-
The other stegos: you forgot smth?
Carno: OH FLIP-
Thats why stegos are the anti carno and raptor protection service :D