Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Heres a funny thing made by me, Beanzles!
I was walking
And a giga came its name was boi
Boi ate my frend joe
He was about to eat me but then I held his mouth open with stick
"Stop!" Said boi
I was swallowed by boi
1 mins later........
Titanosaur joined the game
Spit them out
Ok
Blegh
Me and joe were covered in saliva
Titanasaur left the game
10 mins later...
Daily da spoino come
It eats me and joe
I have 02 tank and is suurvivin
So
I'm not chatting this
I am the spino
Look out your window
*TAP TAP TAP*
Hi guys!It's me, the one who made life of a theiz, if you havent read it, go check it out, in theiz story section. Also call me beanzles so imma make another thing but..itll be in chapters like dodotales
LETS BEGIN!
Southern beach:episode 1
I spino was walking in the riverbank and hunting fish every where it could find. One fish to the left, one to the right, just everywhere. It was nice
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The spino then heard a large boom. It was a brontosaurus! The spino thought smart and slashed the brontos tail with his claws. The bronto started losing balance, and eventually fell. The spino murdered the bronto as soon as it fell down
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Small footsteps were heard everywhere as the spino was surrounded by humans. They tried to bola the spino, but he escaped. The spino ate one of them, but was was being punched by the rest.
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The spino started to bleed, and ran off into the water. More bolas were thrown as he ran, he didnt wanna be tamed. He kept running and then dove right into the ocean, filled with megalodons and cnardia.
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As soon as he got in, the humans stopped chasing and ran off. The spino was safe.
The end..for now....
Upd00t if you liked
I'll make more soon
Watch parry gripp
Or a spino will always eat you
Have a nice day
Goodbye
Cya
Hmm yes running around your area destroying wood structures feels great but I dixiewrecked would love to see spines everywhere especially the swamp thats their natural happiness right there jk idk about their happiness all i know is youd see them on beaches going to town on the fish smh
U going to take a new dino taht u haven’t gottem:you seeing something :you seeing a creatur eu haven’t seen:your tribe mate Von Von Von Von :the bary with the spino :Von Von Von Von :getting chain bola : Alpha Raptor has Joined the game : Alpha T Rex Has joined the Game :JOE MAMA HAS JOINED THE GAME :everybody Von Von Von Von Von :joe mama kills them all